What a Coq-Up! Euro 2016 Mascot Accidentally Named After GIANT Super Victor Sex Toy
On the eve of the Euro 2016 football tournament, it transpires that UEFA bigwigs have scored a highly amusing own goal by giving the tournament mascot the same name as a 17 inch, 5.5 kilo beast of a sex toy.
Euro 2016 mascot Super Victor is a cheeky little chappy who'll no doubt be seen waving and gurning his way around the pitch during this evening's opening ceremony at the Stade de France in Paris.
The Super Victor Giant Black Dildo stands taller than 4 soft drink cans stacked one on top of the other and makes an ideal doorstop when you're not trying to stuff it up your bum.
Sadly for football fans looking for that post-match full-up feeling, we no longer stock the Super Victor, but you can still find out all about its impressive stats after the jump, and there's plenty more on our website to help you put the 'Ohhhhhh!' in the Euros...
Here's a pic of Super Victor, ready to cheer on Les Bleus (that's the French national team to any of you non-footie fans) against Romania tonight:
And here's a video with Lovehoney's Lisa to tell you all about our Super Victor: