• "You used a dildo for WHAT?" 14 Fabulous Sex Toy Life Hacks

    Herb the Lovehoney dog

    We all know how much sex toys can improve our love lives, but what else are they good for?

    If your favourite suction cup dildo is sitting idly in a drawer, or a beloved cock ring has had the batteries pilfered for the remote once too often, then it's time to give them a new lease of life.

    To celebrate Lovehoney's 14th birthday, we've popped on our best "Blue" Peter thinking caps and come up with these 14 ingenious alternative uses for your neglected toys.

    From furniture focal pieces, to sports accessories, to handy household tools (hah), our crafty Lovehonians have taken DIY to a whole new level.

    For the kind of life hacks that you won't see on Pinterest, just read on...


    1. Butt Plug Bottle Stopper

    Pop your cookies, and then pop the champers.

    Butt plug wine cork


    2. Large Dildo Bookends

    Who needs bookends when you can have a different kind of end? Perfect for holding your collections of Dickens, Johnson, and Hardy.

    Dildo bookends


    3. Anal Beads as a Dog Toy

    We sense a "Fenton" moment if Fido runs across the park with these. (That's Herb in the picture, Lovehoney Roy's schnoodle puppy.)

    Dog toy sex toy


    4.Dildo Door Stopper

    We were always told NOT to bang the door. Talk about mixed messages.

    Dildo door stop


    5. Suction Cup Dildo Toilet Roll Holder

    Something tells us you won't forget to change the roll with this in your face.

    Dildo toilet roll holder


    6. Nipple Clamps Glasses Chain

    We don't remember seeing Angela Lansbury toting these on Murder, She Wrote.

    Nipple clamps glasses chain


    7. Butt Plug Golf Tee

    Can you say... hole in one?

    Butt plug golf tee


    8. Shower Foot Rest for Shaving Your Legs

    For anyone who's ever pulled the shower curtain down trying to tame their bikini line.

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    9. Bondage Lead as Dog Lead

    Well, where do you think the idea came from in the first place?

    Dog lead bondage collar


    10. Butt Plug Light Pull

    You'll never forget to wash your hands when you're leaving the bathroom again.

    Butt plug light pull cord


    11. Dildo Vase

    "Ah, is this exquisite piece from the Ming Dynasty?"
    "...Almost."

    Dildo flower vase


    12. Toothbrush Vibrator

    What can we say? We care about your oral hygiene.

    Vibrator plus toothbrush


    13. Posable Dildo Coat Hook

    Perfect for when fussy landlords won't let you drill anything else into the walls.

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    14. Sex Doll Scarecrow

    The lost episode of Worzel Gummidge, we believe.

    Sex Doll scarecrow

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    Comments (6)

    • Jon: April 23, 2016 15:25
      Re no. 2. At least having a couple of dildoes as bookends is less embarrassing than a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey on display.
    • DSW: April 23, 2016 20:30
      If you use a butt plug as a wine stopper, you better use one made of silicone, which is non-porous and tasteless. Otherwise, your wine is going to taste like rubber.
    • Readsal: April 24, 2016 08:39
      Me and my OH loved reading these, made us giggle and to be honest some of them were very plausible ideas. Not sure what guests would make of some of them though but would put a smile on my face :)
    • Chantelle Mckenna: April 26, 2016 19:46
      He he my man's coming round so I might use some of these to sea what she says haha :D
    • Boox: April 27, 2016 20:43
      I think the suction dildo toilet roll holder is my favourite idea! If I had one in the first place let alone spare I would honestly do that! Give the visitors a little shock and some serious laughs for me hearing their pure shock haha! :P xx
    • grumpybear: May 01, 2016 18:04
      How about a reverse list - Everyday items that have been used as sex toys.
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