• This is Why You Need a Sqweel XT in Your Life (in Emojis)

    Sqweel XT for Men emoji

    The toy that's been on everyone's lips, and soon to be in everyone's bedside cabinet, has finally arrived.

    The game-changing Sqweel XT for Men USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator features 10 twirling tongues which rotate at three speeds and three pulsating patterns to accurately mimic oral sex.

    One must only get hard, lube up and slip inside for the ultimate joyride.

    The Sqweel XT can be used in a solo sesh, canoodling with a partner or in the shower. The possibilities for mind-boggling blowies are endless.

    Allow these not-so-innocent emojis to take you on a journey of enlightenment as you discover why you need a Sqweel XT in your life.

    Can't get a blowjob? No problem.

    The Sqweel XT features two sets of Turbo Tongues™ - soft and extra firm, which rotate in three powerful speeds and three pulsating patterns to simulate intense oral sex action.

    Sqweel XT Blowjob

    Why have one tongue when you can have 10?!

    Lube up and let the 10 rotating Turbo Tongues lick you into a frenzy. Use the soft tongues for seriously satisfying solo stimulation. Switch to the extra firm tongue wheel when you want even stronger sensations.

    Sqweel XT tongues

    With the Sqweel XT, every day can be your birthday.

    Unless you're very lucky, blowjobs can be few and far between. Thankfully, the Sqweel XT is USB rechargeable, which means you can get BJs on tap, anywhere in the world.

    Sqweel XT for Men birthday

    Does your partner get jaw ache? Say no more.

    BJs are hard work. Use the Sqweel XT for all the same sensations and give your partner's jaw a well-deserved break.

    Sqweel XT jaw

    Use the Sqweel XT on him and take all of the credit.

    Use a combination of Sqweel XT, hand and mouth for a mind-blowing blowjob. You never know, he might just return the favour.

    Sqweel XT for Men

    Because your penis deserves more than just your hand.

    AMIRIGHT?! Your trusty trouser snake has been with you through thick and thin and deserves better.

    Sqweel XT Hand

    Warning: If there are two penises in the equation, you might have to rock, paper, scissors for the first go...

    Sqweel XT Rock Paper Scissors

    If the Sqweel XT tickles your pickle, click the link below.

    Sqweel XT oral sex toy for men

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    Comments (3)

    • Nick James: April 08, 2016 20:47
      I think you could re-work the blog description of the Squeel XT "... features 10 twirling tongues which rotate at three speeds and three pulsating patterns to accurately mimic male oral sex."
      Male oral sex has totally ZERO attraction for me. "...oral sex for the male." is more attractive. To me, anyway.
    • Lovehoney Nicole: April 25, 2016 17:19
      Thanks for the input Nick! Noted. :)
    • Artur: July 22, 2016 19:02
      How can woman write about or recommend a toy that's made for men?
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