• Sex Toy Bingo: Print Out and Play

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    Sex toy brand names are a broad-ranging bunch. For every Belladonna’s Bitch Fist or Anal Fantasy Ass-gasm, there is the milder Starlight Gems or Pearl Shine.

    In fact, some feature terms so mild that many of your friends and co-workers could be repeatedly referencing sex toys without even knowing it. What a fan-flipping-tastic opportunity for a game of Sex Toy Bingo.

    If you’re having a slow week at work, now’s your chance to pally up with a colleague for a head to head battle of the sexy-terms.

    Alternatively, if you don't feel like risking your career and reputation you can also get your game on with a partner or housemate while watching the new series of The Apprentice.

    Print out these two bingo sheets, pass one along to your friend, and prepare to listen like you’ve never listened before.



    The Rules

    It’s simple: Your aim is to get a straight line of three squares crossed off your sheet, be that vertically, horizontally or diagonally.

    Squares are crossed off when the ‘bingo phrase’ in the centre of said square is uttered by an unwitting co-worker. The co-worker must be unaware of your game, and you cannot ask questions that would directly prompt the answer.

    For instance, if you had Bingo Board 1 and you heard your manager say "The A303 was all backed up - I had to come through Twerton", you would cross off the square marked 'come through'.

    Once you have crossed off your line of three, to claim victory you must stand up and shout, ‘bingo!’ You are playing for honour, and bragging rights.

    Print Out and Play Bingo Board 1

    Lovehoney Bingo Board 1

    Print Out and Play Bingo Board 2

    Lovehoney Bingo Board 2

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    Comments (1)

    • JJ: October 14, 2015 15:30
      This is genius! I wish I worked in an office environment again just for this!
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