• Do You Name Your Knockers? Take Our Poll - WIN a Vibrator!

    Do You Name Your Knockers? Take the Poll

    Those of you that are really on the ball will know that we recently conducted a poll to find out whether the nation's penises have names (or not).

    We had a staggering response and can now reveal that 60% of todgers were given names by their proud owners.

    So now it's time for the girls! We want to know: Do your boobs have names too?

    Whether you've named them, your partner has named them or they remain nameless, take the poll below.

    If you're really in the sharing mood, write your boobies' names in the comment section for your chance to win a Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator worth £12.99.

    Don't worry, you can still enter even if you don't have boobs or if your boobs don't have a name. Just leave a comment.

    The winner will be picked at random and notified by email on Monday 20th July.


    Do You Name Your Knockers?
    Yes - of course I do0%
    No - they shall remain nameless0%
    They used to have names once upon a time...0%

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    Comments (76)

    • Ella: July 14, 2015 09:40
      My boobs are called Mary-Kate and Ashley because, like the Olsen twins, they are pretty small!
    • Matilda: July 14, 2015 09:42
      mine are called Des and Troy
    • Janet: July 14, 2015 09:47
      Mine are called Deirdre and Ken
    • Thomas: July 14, 2015 09:53
      My girlfriend's lady lumps are Jess and Tess and my johnson's Jeff
    • Kat: July 14, 2015 10:03
      Wibbly and wobbly. Just need a matching timey and wimey now.
    • Francesca: July 14, 2015 10:09
      The Tatas ????????
    • Boogaloo: July 14, 2015 10:11
      I don't name my boobs, didn't realise it was even a 'thing' haha!
    • pinkanimal: July 14, 2015 10:38
      um no mine don't have names lol
    • mrs h: July 14, 2015 11:20
      Originally called pancakes but after pregnancy that got upgrade name of boulders
    • PokingFun: July 14, 2015 11:25
      Nope. No name for my little fried eggs! :/
    • Line: July 14, 2015 11:42
      Doudou 4
      &
      Doudou 4 bis!
    • Ruby Red Slippers: July 14, 2015 11:47
      No! This is actually a thing?!
    • Raven: July 14, 2015 12:02
      While me and my breasts are very close we've never been formally introduced.
    • Shadow Collector: July 14, 2015 12:24
      Sugar and Spice... yes, there is a story behind that...
    • Heather: July 14, 2015 12:38
      I call mine Bob and Fred ??????
    • JM88: July 14, 2015 13:38
      I too didn't realise naming them was a thing!
    • Petrichor: July 14, 2015 13:45
      No, mine don't have names.
    • Kelly: July 14, 2015 14:04
      Didn't realise naming them was an option.
    • Pink: July 14, 2015 14:58
      My husband calls mine Pinky & Perky. I've never called them anything!
    • Sarah Carnell: July 14, 2015 15:00
      Titty and Boo lol
    • Natalie: July 14, 2015 15:03
      Used to be called (Maybe they still are) Phoebe and Megatron... Yup.
    • Spoonerism: July 14, 2015 15:28
      Holmes and Watson over here!!
    • H: July 14, 2015 17:23
      I haven't named mine, I just call them my tits really
    • N: July 14, 2015 17:40
      They have no names, but I have referred to them as many things on occasion: fish catcher, life buoys and bane of my life among others!
    • sam: July 14, 2015 18:33
      just the "girls"
    • tray: July 14, 2015 18:35
      yummy and sweet
    • Clare: July 14, 2015 18:38
      They are affectionately know as 'The Big Damn Heroes', extra points to anyone who gets the reference ;)
    • Allurement: July 14, 2015 19:07
      Nope, I never really thought of it if I'm honest.... But now that you bring it up.... haha :D
    • Janine Marr: July 14, 2015 19:42
      Mine are called the twins.
    • BlackAsphodel: July 14, 2015 20:11
      Nope, they don't have names.
    • grumpy bear: July 14, 2015 20:58
      Nope. It's bad enough that I have moobs. Think my wife would find it weird if I suddenly named them.

      Oh, wait... This ones for the women? My bad.

    • Classylassie: July 14, 2015 21:42
      Mines are known *twin peaks * hehe
    • naynay1: July 14, 2015 21:50
      One are called the "juicy fruits" cos they are very large plump and juicy indeed??
    • Lorah13: July 14, 2015 23:25
      No don't name mine, didn't realise anybody did!
    • Vicki Talbot: July 14, 2015 23:48
      I had no idea that people would name them. Although I do say that my husband has "kitty cat nipples" because they're so tiny.
    • Secretty: July 15, 2015 00:29
      My OH's boobs are called "Lieutenant Fuzzywhiskers IV, third Duke of Flopsyville, Viscount of Cuddlytown" and "Jeff".
    • helen sims: July 15, 2015 01:15
      Lalas
    • Bee: July 15, 2015 04:51
      No, I didn't realise that naming your boobs was a common thing!
    • Andrey: July 15, 2015 10:36
      They don't need a name ... they need to be used :D
    • wildflower: July 15, 2015 10:37
      Well my boobs don't have names but nipples are called the "jelly tots" because they look like the red sweets ( except without the sugary coating !)
    • Claire: July 15, 2015 12:20
      'The girls' some of these are brilliant!
    • Berry: July 15, 2015 15:45
      Punky and purky all the way!
    • D: July 15, 2015 16:11
      we call them pinky and perky
    • Jo: July 15, 2015 17:13
      Joe Mangle and the others
    • fizzy: July 15, 2015 19:42
      Nope i don't have names for mine. Ive never known any one tountill now!
    • Megan: July 15, 2015 19:55
      No name here, never thought of them as needing names. Might trial some out .... Hehe
    • sarah: July 15, 2015 22:07
      Didn't know naming them was such a common thing! The boyfriend refers to them as 'the girls'
    • Foxxy: July 15, 2015 22:09
      Mine like to remain anonymous! Haha!
    • Laëtitia: July 15, 2015 22:13
      I would like to win this toy :)
    • LittleNova: July 16, 2015 00:26
      Mine go by Agnes and The Unicorn!
    • NaughtyMissK: July 16, 2015 01:13
      I remember my friends at school all going through a phase of naming or letting their boyfriends name their boobs, but can't say I ever have!
    • IrishRose: July 16, 2015 11:36
      Mines not very original really just airbags lol
    • Hannah: July 16, 2015 14:21
      Sadly they do not have names! I feel like Im neglecting them a bit now haha. They will have names bestowed if I am lucky enough to win :D
    • HornyBadger: July 16, 2015 16:35
      Betty & Doris!
    • delilahxx: July 16, 2015 19:20
      Some of these are great! I don't name mine though lol
    • Akichan: July 16, 2015 22:26
      It's very stupid but : Boobyone and Boobytwo as a silly joke ,we speak french so saying a few silly word in english can make us laugh and light the mood =D
    • louise: July 17, 2015 09:44
      No mine don't have fixed names it all depends on how my husband feels if he ever names them.
    • Knux6666: July 17, 2015 15:51
      Never we never bothered, have no idea why but maybe we should?
    • Cassey: July 17, 2015 17:52
      Say Hello to Mary-Kate and Ashley. Ashley being the right boob because it's bigger then my left and she's the oldest lol. Since I got boobs this is what I named them ??
    • Tonya: July 18, 2015 02:08
      Watermelons! Well I know they are big enough that they knock my husband out while we're sleeping lol! ????????????????????
    • Tonya: July 18, 2015 02:10
      My husband just said assists of udder destruction! Lol! Ha!
    • Siobhan: July 18, 2015 09:45
      Threatened to name them the once to wind up th GF but nothing came of it. The only thing the get referred to, oddly enough, is 'The boys' :S
    • Girl: July 18, 2015 13:08
      My boobs don't have a name!
    • Gimme: July 18, 2015 13:27
      No name! ;-)
    • emma mmm: July 18, 2015 14:33
      Mine are called pinky and perky
    • AK: July 18, 2015 19:06
      Fred and wilma!!
    • FHX: July 19, 2015 10:56
      mine are called barbie and ken, the right being ken as he is the bigger one and looks after lil barbie on the left!
    • Mat: July 20, 2015 11:15
      I call my wife's boobs "The girls".
    • Lucie: July 20, 2015 13:27
      Mine are innie and outie! I Have one inverted nipple due to a childhood accident
      X
    • riddle2142: July 20, 2015 18:03
      The desirables.
    • louise: July 21, 2015 16:49
      My boobs names were Itsy and Bitsy before they decided to have a growth spurt and roon it lol they need new names now. X
    • Lovehoney - Sally: July 22, 2015 10:29
      Congratulations to LittleNova! You've won the Tracey Cox vibrator!

      We have sent you an email notification.

      Enjoy!

    • Babydoll10: July 25, 2015 20:51
      There just my girls
    • Sadia: August 05, 2015 16:56
      Mine called joy melons
    • KitsiKiki: August 06, 2015 13:20
      Mine had names when I was a teenager. I honestly can not remember what they were... But I can remember my best friend named hers back then: Cornelius and Penelope!
    • jules: September 22, 2015 16:37
      mine are called big and bigger
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