• We Can't Believe What This Customer Sent In With Their Returned Order!

    We Can't Believe What This Customer Sent In With Their Returned Order!As you probably know, the Lovehoney Returns Policy is pretty legendary. We're happy to go the extra inch by offering you a replacement or refund for 365 days after your purchase, for any reason.

    That's right! We're happy to accept your returned items even if they've been opened, worn or used, because if you're not happy, we're not happy.

    Customers often send in a note or letter with their returned orders explaining exactly why they want a refund or replacement, which can be hilarious, sad or (if we're honest) border on TMI.

    Our returns department recently received a pair of nipple clamps in the post with an enclosed note that may be the best we've ever seen!

    See why we were blown away below, and find out more about our award-winning returns policy here.

    We found the below cartoon nestled between a pair of returned nipple clamps recently:

    Perhaps nipple tassles would have been a better choice?

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    Comments (10)

    • Sassykitten;): February 24, 2015 15:14
      Thats brilliant ha! Poor women..
    • LibbyLibido: February 25, 2015 22:51
      Haha, that's brilliant! Such good drawings too.
    • PurpleHeart: February 26, 2015 07:54
      Hahha, poor girl :D.

      What's the chemise the model is wearing, can anyone tell me please?

    • Lovehoney - Gemma: February 26, 2015 11:59

      Unfortunately that's a discontinued product from Coquette...


      Here's something with similar sheer side panels (no overbust detail, though):



    • PurpleHeart: February 26, 2015 16:26
      Hey Gemma, thanks for the help ^^. I do have another one with sheer sides and love it, sad to see I missed out on this one!
    • Jenson: February 28, 2015 12:48
      There should be a competition for the most entertaining return!
    • jayandrach: March 04, 2015 13:31
      I think my wife would slap me of i said that after all she had gone through lol.
    • 69er9: March 06, 2015 16:58
      Ha ha, that's just fantastic and what an artist, such good drawings.
      I would not have been popular if I had put my OH through that and than said it not for me..
    • David Hanstock: April 22, 2015 17:36
      Holy shit that girls a legend full marks for effort and going the extra mile for her guy .
    • Kat: April 23, 2015 00:46
      Lol , brilliant
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