Giant Butt Plug in Paris is a Christmas Tree... Apparently!
Funnily enough though, France haven't suddenly decided to announce a love for all things anal, even though it really does looks like it.
They've collaborated with American contemporary artist Paul McCarthy (no... not the Beatle. Read it again) to reveal this year's rather eye-catching Christmas tree.
Featuring a tapered tip, elongated, bulbous body, and flat flared base... Hang on... Does this remind you of something? (Doc Johnson TitanMen Ass Servant)
We have a feeling that even the most advanced butt plug aficionados out there are clenching their butt cheeks at the sight of this enormous sculpture... We certainly are!
Continue reading to be bombarded with some of the best butt puns we could think of...
Although this sky-high piece of art is a little cheeky, it's really cracked us up here at Lovehoney, so we're fully behind the daring design - tushé Paul McCarthy. We have a haunch it was a pain in the butt to erect, and can only assume it will be equally tricky to take down. We're definitely getting to the back end of this pun-tastic tail, butt the bottom line is, we're asstounded by the butt plug Christmas tree, and derriére you to tell us what you think!
Pick yours up today and save your tongue a lot of hard work this season!
The (Rear) End.
Credit: Main photo taken by Charles Platiau/Reuters
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