• Would You Choose Make-Up Over Sex? You Don't Have To: Win a Lipstick Vibrator!

    Win a Lipstick Vibrator

    Question time: You're stranded on a desert island and have to choose between a lipstick or a vibrator. Which would you opt for?

    It should be a no-brainer, but considering 93% of women have said they'd never give up make-up, we're not so sure.

    Luckily, we have the perfect product for anyone struggling to choose - the Kiss Me Lipstick Clitoral Vibrator (£12.99) looks like a cosmetic from the outside, but holds a sexy secret inside.

    The discreet sex toy appears in February's edition of Cosmopolitan, where they give it a five star review.

    We're giving one lucky reader the chance to win a Kiss Me Lipstick Clitoral Vibrator (£12.99) and try it out for themselves!

    To be in with a chance to win, simply comment below before 5pm on Friday the 17th to be automatically entered.

    Read on for more on the subject...



    • Here at Lovehoney HQ we've known for years that a good sex toy cleaner, like Lovehoney Fresh Cleaner (£4.99), makes an excellent alternative to screen cleaner. However, I only recently came across this question online about using sex toy cleaner to clean make up brushes, and I can confirm it works a treat! [Can You Use... - Yahoo Answers]
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    The winners of the Lovehoney Fresh Sex Toy Cleaners (worth £4.99 each) from last week are PPD, Deborah, Lou, Delboi91 and El Coro. Remember to comment below for your chance to win a Kiss Me Lipstick Clitoral Vibrator (£12.99)! The winner will be chosen at random and contacted by email, so make sure to use one you check regularly.

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    Comments (85)

    • Mark: January 12, 2014 09:31
      I know my wife would love to try this out!
    • jason morgan: January 12, 2014 09:47
      Yes its true the mrs would love this discreet little pocket rocket but hey it not all about her might just have to start pukkering my lips up xxxxmwahxxx
    • Scorpius12: January 12, 2014 10:06
      This is so cute - would love to have this in my bag - fingers crossed :) xx
    • hayley pemberton: January 12, 2014 10:38
      great prize
    • Tracey B: January 12, 2014 10:50
      Love it - puckering up my lips (both sets of) ;)
    • Dean: January 12, 2014 11:14
      kiss me quick lol
    • Mistress Magick: January 12, 2014 11:15
      Hot & sweaty, with no one else around? Why would I want makeup?
    • Charlotte Meechan: January 12, 2014 11:23
      Sex over make up anyday...unless it's make up sex which is always amazing!
    • Ady: January 12, 2014 11:26
      Who needs make-up, I prefer the natural look in a woman
    • S&S: January 12, 2014 11:26
      This is a great idea, would love to get our hands on it!
    • Abots: January 12, 2014 11:30
      That video is hilarious, never gets old!
    • Lollipop: January 12, 2014 11:39
      Oh yes please! Would look great in my makeup bag!
    • Ed: January 12, 2014 11:42
      My wife hardly wears lipstick anyway and cos i know her she would always prefer and nice wet orgasm anyday.id love to try this on here.
    • knux6666: January 12, 2014 11:56
      My girl would love to give this a go... SREW MAKEUP!! ... Literally ;)
    • Caroline: January 12, 2014 12:03
      As a beautician and a woman with a passion for make up, lipstick is an essential, but i also have a passion for lovehoney products so when it comes to this question, id have to choose a vibrator. And this one would be perfect!
    • jj: January 12, 2014 12:06
      Who needs make up on a desert island? Who am I trying to impress? Take the vibe every time - as long as I'm allowed some batteries as well :)
    • Casey: January 12, 2014 12:19
      This is so cute and so discreet! Would love this :-)
    • C: January 12, 2014 13:01
      Would love to win this!! x
    • Inoru: January 12, 2014 13:37
      Stranded on a desert island, I doubt I could find much use for any makeup other than a dark eyeliner (to help protect my eyes from the bright sun); certainly lipstick wouldn't be much help!

      A vibrator, on the other hand, would be a bit more practical...until the batteries run out. Even so, given a choice between lipstick and this vibe, I'd pick the vibe. ;)

    • Roger: January 12, 2014 13:39
      What happens if you nix them up, when you are out?
    • Cathy: January 12, 2014 13:44
      Lovely, discreet and carry it in your make up bag or handbag, very clever idea.
    • Heather: January 12, 2014 13:52
      If i were stranded i would def bring a vibe! Lipstick is cute but i dont wear more then i use vibrators lol.
    • claire turner: January 12, 2014 14:02
      make up over sex - never, I can live without make up ;)
    • roxy: January 12, 2014 14:18
      Make up would last longer that the batteries for a vibe!

      I'd still chose make up

    • Nichole Smith: January 12, 2014 14:20
      Ugh, I had a comment all typed up and it didnt submit :-( I'd take the vibe over makeup any day.
    • Candied Citrus: January 12, 2014 14:35
      Oh my goodness, really? D: I can't fathom make-up being that important to some women, but then again I hardly ever wear any - only for important/fancy occasions - so I can't really comment.

      But I'd take the vibrator any day!

    • Karen: January 12, 2014 14:49
      would take the vibe over make up every time anyway you could always use the lube to moisturise your lips
    • rag doll: January 12, 2014 15:06
      Love the nails but no way would i want to ruin that gorgeous butt plug using it as a powder puff...i may however have to stock up on sex to cleaner for my glasses (i already use it on my mooncup as well as my toys)
    • wildflower: January 12, 2014 15:41
      Very discreet, would love to win this !
    • KB: January 12, 2014 16:00
      Lovely - but finding it in my bag may be difficult
    • Blonde vixen13: January 12, 2014 16:38
      I would choose sex toys over my make up! Especially when the sex toy looks as cute as that. X
    • menyanthe: January 12, 2014 17:15
      "x, x, x, x and x" - sounds mysterious, lol. Could have also been: "u, v, x, y and z". :)
    • Floyd Winch: January 12, 2014 17:33
      As i am an engaged guy. i would have to say the vibe. and as the fiancee doesn't use lipstick i am sure she would love me to "have the vibe"
    • Lucy Lady: January 12, 2014 17:43
      Why would you want make up on your own on a desert island? I'd definitely have the vibe and ditch the make up!
    • Choney11: January 12, 2014 18:05
      Yes please, I read about this earlier today in Cosmo! X
    • rach74: January 12, 2014 18:40
      yes please
    • lou: January 12, 2014 18:46
      so cool i really want one
    • Laura S: January 12, 2014 19:12
      Would love to win this! At least this is one lipstick I can rub ;)
    • Mistress Lauriana: January 12, 2014 19:23
      Me please! Should really be treated to something for myself for once!
    • Kinky&Curvy: January 12, 2014 22:19
      I have always wanted one of these!! :D xxx
    • Pieter: January 12, 2014 22:48
      My girl should start use lipstick and I think she will with this one ;) lets find out!
    • lilmissfrustrated: January 12, 2014 23:03
      A vibe rather than make up anytime and not just on a desert island.
    • natalie: January 12, 2014 23:23
      oooooo would love to win this. very cool
    • Kohitsuji: January 12, 2014 23:29
      Definitely sex over make-up. The lipstick vibrator looks cute and I love the fact that it's discreet.
    • Yasmin0147: January 12, 2014 23:35
      Very discreet
    • Lubylou13: January 13, 2014 00:44
      I would choose a Vibrator over lipstick any day. I love the design.

      Let's hope it does not get mixed up with your lipstick, when pulling it of your handbag and applying your makeup in a ladies room.

      What a great article.

    • tre: January 13, 2014 01:14
      yes please!
    • mandy woskett: January 13, 2014 01:27
      defo the vibrator over make up, any day, every day
    • ELISHA: January 13, 2014 02:21
      THAT IS SOO MY COLOUR! I HOPE IT'S A SILENT ONE
    • tartantorpedo: January 13, 2014 05:56
      I Choose the Vibrator of course!!It will Keep the Flies off my Bounty Bar!
    • Cornish89: January 13, 2014 11:14
      Would love to try this out!
    • nick: January 13, 2014 12:17
      very discreet ;)
    • sharon smith: January 13, 2014 12:42
      i am not a make up person, so i would choose the vibrator, so thats the one for me
    • Karob: January 13, 2014 12:43
      Now, that is exactly what my wife would like to win.
    • mel: January 13, 2014 13:53
      brilliant idea :)
    • naughty andy: January 13, 2014 14:47
      kiss those puckered lips!!!! my princess hopefully wont lose this one forever in her bag!!!
    • gem: January 13, 2014 19:16
      I don't actually wear makeup so i guess it's no contest!
    • sara: January 13, 2014 20:30
      I would certainly like to give this a go. I know without even trying it that i would pick this over a real lipstick on a desert island!!.....would need something to pass the time and what better way than enjoying myself!!! ;-)
    • dizzygirl: January 13, 2014 20:51
      I don't wear make up but I'd like to have this vibe.
    • Laurent: January 13, 2014 21:04
      Pucker me up!
    • V: January 13, 2014 22:25
      Vibe please - no contemplation necessary! Loving this discreet vibrator! Definitely would choose pleasure over make-up any day of the week!
    • david: January 13, 2014 22:55
      Woww love one
    • Michelle C: January 13, 2014 23:52
      Very nice :)
    • BlackAsphodel: January 13, 2014 23:55
      I'd love to try this!
    • ChristinaB: January 14, 2014 11:31
      So cute and perfectly discreet!!! ;-)
    • chris: January 14, 2014 17:12
      i wonder why the missus takes a long time in loo, she says shes going for a touch up :)
    • Laura W: January 14, 2014 17:12
      Interesting. Worth trying, I'm sure!
      As for makeup vs sex... On a desert island, who needs makeup anyway?
    • Han Solo: January 14, 2014 17:14
      Would be perfect for my wife to have in her handbag when we go for our wedding anniversary meal. Just in case she feels a biy naughty beteeen the starter and main courses. Quick trip to the bathroom would be in order.
    • Jen: January 14, 2014 17:15
      Every girl needs one of these! I could cum and go as i please lol!
    • Dee: January 14, 2014 17:22
      Looks fun!
    • Dee: January 14, 2014 17:22
      Looks fun!
    • delilahxx: January 14, 2014 18:39
      Ooooh yes please!
    • kittypa: January 15, 2014 02:47
      OO yess! Give meeee :D thankuu
    • Belinda Butler: January 15, 2014 18:10
      Although I do wear make up every day, I would have to choose my vibrator! No competition for me - Pleasure first! I would love to try this!
    • Kalie Blaymires: January 15, 2014 18:17
      I dont wear make up but even if I did this would be a no-brainer for me... Who needs beauty on a desert island when you could use this little beauty to have all the fun you need! Pleasure over beauty for me! I would love to try this ;)
    • LibbyLibido: January 16, 2014 03:13
      Oh wow, matching your nail art to your sex toys, that's inspired! I might have to try that myself.

      I love sex toys shaped like everyday objects, like the rubber duck shaped clitoral vibrator sold on LH! Can't beat discretion.

    • Louise Paul: January 16, 2014 11:44
      whoop! i would love to win this! and its in red to! my fave shade of lipstick ;)
    • karen: January 17, 2014 22:27
      excellent
      brings a whole new meaning to make up sex lol
    • Lulu: January 18, 2014 20:46
      I'd definitely chose a vibe! Possibly this one, wink wink LH!
    • Jennifer P: January 19, 2014 12:45
      This would be great for my bag. Neat product. Thanks.
    • Jess: January 19, 2014 19:33
      What an adorable idea. the perfect and discreet little vibrator. will be nice to add perfectly to my collection.
      ;)
    • peter jones: January 22, 2014 12:38
      YES I would just take this "lipstick" ,no make up can make you feel like this !!
    • pete: January 22, 2014 12:44
      while i am waiting for my testosterone treatment to start this little wonder will help to keep my wife very,very happy
    • Gem: February 04, 2014 16:31
      ooooooh yes please, looks great, perfect for my collection.
    • Tinks: April 14, 2014 19:05
      I would love this!
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