• Ready for Christmas? Plus, a Prize to Make You Sqweel (Worth £40!)

    Win a Sqweel Go

    Are you all ready for Christmas? Don't stress if you still need to buy gifts - we're offering Special Delivery until 5.30pm on Monday the 23rd that will get your present to your loved one just in the nick of time!

    Regular readers of the blog will know that I like to put together a fun post together every Sunday with a special giveaway for you to enter.

    As this is our last giveaway of the year, I wanted to give away a special prize to get your 2014 off to a great start.

    We're giving a lucky reader the chance to win aSqweel Go USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator (worth £20.00)!

    This nifty device was one of our most wanted items for Christmas, and I bet you can tell why.

    To be in with a chance to win, simply comment below before 5pm on Friday, December 27th.

    Read on below for festive news from around the web, and have a very Merry Christmas.



    • I already know this one will be controversial... I found this list of the ten sexiest Christmas songs ever, but do you agree with their choices? Top of my list has to be the Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews version of Baby, It's Cold Outside. Do you think Christmas music can be sexy? What's your favourite? [Top Ten Sexiest Christmas Songs Ever - Squidoo]
    • Still haven't seen our Merry Lickmas video (featuring this week's prize, the fabulous Sqweel Go Stamp Licker)? Check it out here:

    The winner of the Bettie Page Buzzin' Bullet Vibrator and Orgasm Balm Set (worth £19.99) from last week is Clare Chick. Remember to comment below for your chance to win a Sqweel Go USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator (worth £20.00)! The winner will be chosen at random and contacted by email in January, so make sure to use one you check regularly.

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    Comments (108)

    • geek kink: December 22, 2013 08:31
      That video cracks me up every time, its the cheeky smile at the end!
    • RedKitsune: December 22, 2013 08:34
      Merry Christmas Lovehoney! x
    • Ali: December 22, 2013 08:37
      I love Zooey Deschanel's version of Baby, It's Cold Outside
    • Jen: December 22, 2013 09:00
      What a xmas treat this would be,
      All i need under the xmas tree,
      Merry xmas all at LoveHoney!
    • Jess: December 22, 2013 10:09
      This would be a great late Christmas present!
    • Lou22: December 22, 2013 10:14
      I do love that video, would be so tempted to try that if I had one. Merry Christmas Lovehoney x :)
    • Hooch: December 22, 2013 10:17
      Can't wait to try one of these
    • PPD: December 22, 2013 10:41
      I am all ready for Christmas, everything is wrapped and under the tree!

      Hope you all have a sexy Christmas x

    • Caroline: December 22, 2013 10:44
      That would make my Christmas !! X
    • Holz: December 22, 2013 11:07
      It looks like the perfect gift to bring the New Year in! Merry Christmas Lovehoney.
    • wildflower: December 22, 2013 11:15
      Would love one of these! Merry Christmas to all x
    • pr4wnst4r: December 22, 2013 11:27
      I'd love to win a Sqweel go, It's been sat in my wishlist for ages because I can't afford one, I love the fact that it's smaller, USB rechargeable so I no longer have to spend a fortune on batteries and also I've heard is quieter than the Sqweel 2 which I barely get to use as It's so loud! Oh and I can't forget that it also doubles up as a envelope licker! It'll come in handy for all the birthday cards I will be writing through 2014!
    • Andrew: December 22, 2013 11:48
      I would love to win this to help me out when something needs to be licked. Happy Christmas to you all at lovehoney. I am looking forward to your new email system going live as i miss my deal of the day emails.
    • Andrew: December 22, 2013 11:49
      I would love to win this to help me out when something needs to be licked. Happy Christmas to you all at lovehoney. I am looking forward to your new email system going live as i miss my deal of the day emails.
    • Caroline: December 22, 2013 12:28
      Such a cute baby squeel! I'm not sure that Christmas songs can be sexy but then again I'm all about food at Christmas time... maybe if they sang about something wrapped in bacon? :D
    • metalman: December 22, 2013 13:09
      This will definitely give 2014 a brilliant start! I'm going to be staying away a lot due to work so I need something to keep my girlfriend happy while I'm gone, she's always hinting to me that she wants one but I can't afford it at the minute, I'd love to leave her with one of these whilst I'm gone, i'm sure it'll make the time apart a lot easier and it'll certainly cheer her up. From reading the reviews it's also reasonably quiet too which is a must considering she'll be living with her family. As for the video... genius!
    • melissa: December 22, 2013 13:12
      what eeeven!
    • dorian: December 22, 2013 13:23
      nice prize
    • FrozenAngel: December 22, 2013 13:29
      I'm so excited for Christmas!! I hope you all have a fab Christmas!

      That video cracks me up everytime lol. xx

    • Apricot: December 22, 2013 13:52
      Every time I see a sqweel go I swear they get cuter! I hope you all have a lovely lovely christmas. x
    • Hazy: December 22, 2013 14:45
      I'd love to sqweel my way into 2014 with this prize! merry xmas Lovehoney! x
    • nick: December 22, 2013 14:55
      hot stuff!
    • Blonde vixen 13: December 22, 2013 15:28
      The squeel would make my honeymoon so much better over the new year period! Would love to start off 2014 squeezing . Fingers crossed x
    • blackjag69: December 22, 2013 16:23
      Would like to try it out
    • Maria: December 22, 2013 16:28
      Sqweeeeee!
    • Khaleesi: December 22, 2013 17:43
      Very funny video!
    • chloe: December 22, 2013 18:45
      squeel!
      love the video
    • Yasmin0147: December 22, 2013 20:10
      Looks like a really cheeky gift for xmas. Lol
    • ChristinaB: December 22, 2013 20:37
      Awww it's so cute! :-)
      Is that a weird thing to say about a sex toy?? :-P
    • WildThing: December 22, 2013 21:06
      Sounds like you might like to lick the wrapping off of this gift!
    • Kohitsuji: December 22, 2013 21:17
      I would love to win the Sqweel Go because it would make a very squeal-ly early birthday present and the that it is rechargeable. Then more I read the reviews on it, the more I want it. Merry Christmas Lovehoney and happy New Year!!!
    • Natalie L: December 22, 2013 22:31
      Awesome :)
    • Curious Kara: December 22, 2013 22:36
      May not be *quite* ready for Christmas but Im certainly ready to Sqweel like a mad thing! Love Cerys Matthews sulty sexy voice btw
    • lilmissfrustrated: December 23, 2013 00:19
      Yet another fantastic prize to win from lovehoney. Whomever wins will literally be sqeeling with delight!

      Have a very Merry Christmas one and all. Lmf Xx

    • BlackAsphodel: December 23, 2013 03:00
      Can I have one in purple please? :)
    • Ness: December 23, 2013 04:03
      I really really, REALLY want one for my office! It'll be more useful as to when I use the we-vibe as a massive paper clip, and the glass toys as paper weights.
    • tre: December 23, 2013 04:26
      Merry Christmas Lovehoney! x
    • Mark: December 23, 2013 05:11
      Would be interesting to try that out!
    • Pixiedust: December 23, 2013 09:40
      One of these would be brilliant! I am new here and have spent days pouring over the fab products and outfits and have placed three orders already! This item is something I really fancy trying as it is one of my fav things my partner does for me! Oooh factor 10! Great to have my own little 'pocket guy'!
    • Julian: December 23, 2013 10:14
      My girlfriend is curious about this, but sceptical. Oral is her favourite, I wonder how this compares.
    • racyannie: December 23, 2013 10:16
      All i want for christmas is Sqweel baby :))
      A must for a single gal like me.

      Merry christmas everyone xxxx

    • Roger: December 23, 2013 10:18
      Yes please, love to have one.
    • raj: December 23, 2013 10:23
      What a brilliant ad!

      Merry XXXMas indeed!

    • sara: December 23, 2013 10:31
      So want one of these, been wanting to try for ages after reading reviews, but unfortunately my money has been going on presents! :-(
    • PS: December 23, 2013 10:50
      Merry Chritmas
    • ashwin: December 23, 2013 11:19
      I love how you guys keep giving stuff away!
    • Scorpius12: December 23, 2013 11:40
      This baby Sqweel is so cute - I would so love to try one of these. That video makes me laugh so much. Merry Christmas Everyone!
    • Ikey: December 23, 2013 11:44
      Would love to win one!
      Merry Christmas everyone. :)
    • InquisitiveClam: December 23, 2013 12:27
      I want a Sqweel Go! I think I've entered every Sqweel Go giveaway this Christmas season. I have the original Sqweel but haven't tried the Sqweel 2 or the new Sqweel Go, and I'd love to be able to compare.
    • Dutchslut: December 23, 2013 13:40
      Nice Sqweel, love to win one
    • gem: December 23, 2013 13:42
      It's such a cute toy fingers crossed merry Christmas xx
    • LetsTryThis: December 23, 2013 14:13
      Merry-Licky-Christmas everyone at Lovehoney!!
    • Sarah :-): December 23, 2013 14:18
      Wow what a great xmas pressie this would be. Merry Christmas xx
    • JT: December 23, 2013 16:53
      Want it! Need it!
    • Purring Tiger: December 23, 2013 21:02
      Such a cute little thing!
    • rose: December 23, 2013 21:29
      A rechargeable sqweel? Excellent. :-)
    • Chris Kinnk: December 23, 2013 23:02
      Love it, video brought a smile to both of us.
    • Rebecca: December 23, 2013 23:44
      Very funny video.
    • missmanners: December 24, 2013 00:30
      Squeeeeeeeeee! I wan it!
    • Amandya: December 24, 2013 02:34
      Merry Christmas eve eve
    • naughty andy: December 24, 2013 10:10
      happy chrismas to all. x
    • matt: December 24, 2013 11:50
      This would make a great gift for my OH. Merry Christmas
    • Bernie: December 24, 2013 12:03
      This would be a great present for the new year.
    • Candied Citrus: December 24, 2013 13:03
      Haha! That video is brilliant! <3

      And I also love the thought of the sexy tree - it's a shame they had to take all the toys off of it, though. :c

    • kaz: December 24, 2013 14:13
      Would love one of these, think it would be sensational on both me and my husband. Will make us both well and truly Sqweel
      Merry Christmas and all the best for 2014
    • Lesley Garrity: December 24, 2013 17:07
      Would it make the post cum quicker ?

      ................... would pass the time on whilst waiting though wouldn't it ? lol

    • delilahxx: December 24, 2013 17:20
      Oooh, I'd love to win this, its so cute :)
    • myghost: December 24, 2013 18:38
      Always wanted to try a Sqweel the dinky Sqweel go seems more user friendly than the larger Sqweel 2
    • meard: December 24, 2013 19:12
      Now Christmas eve, hope everyone has a good day tomorrow!
    • Naith: December 24, 2013 19:40
      I'm desperate to give this toy a try!
    • amy: December 24, 2013 19:43
      I would love to try one of these! Merry Christmas everyone, keep each other warm ;-)
    • Lou: December 24, 2013 19:45
      Oooh, I could really get a lot of use out of this awesome toy. I'm an Army wife who lives away from my husband, so it would certainly be an asset to my top drawer.
    • Clare: December 24, 2013 19:46
      This would be guaranteed to make me 'sqweel' with pleasure!
    • Bellesuk: December 24, 2013 19:47
      That would defo make me squeal
    • lou: December 24, 2013 19:49
      yes please
    • Dean: December 24, 2013 20:02
      Will certainly make her go ho ho ohhhhhhhhh
    • chris: December 24, 2013 20:13
      when I get tired, this fella can take over, and she can use when im at work !!
    • Peter9001: December 24, 2013 20:30
      Sqweel and Squirt ?

      I'd love to see my wife get off with this !

    • Alastor: December 24, 2013 20:31
      Some nice pre-Xmas offers. Such a pity the salary arrived on the 24th.

      Maybe fate will tempt me on the day itself.

    • Nikki 933: December 24, 2013 20:47
      This would warm me up on these cold winter nights !
    • Kate: December 24, 2013 20:47
      Would love to try sqweel although it does remind me of a sandpit toy I had as a child (of course not as exciting!)
    • maltedmilk: December 24, 2013 21:09
      I love this advert! :D
    • Casey: December 24, 2013 21:20
      Love then video and i've wanted to try a Sqweel for ages!
    • Kasumi: December 24, 2013 21:22
      Aww it's so cute :)
    • jj: December 24, 2013 21:32
      Just what I always wanted! Desperate to try one of these but can't afford to at the moment.
    • byz: December 24, 2013 22:22
      could be fun
    • Steve: December 24, 2013 23:01
      Brilliant video!
    • Tm: December 24, 2013 23:51
      Squeal baby sqeeeel
    • JK: December 24, 2013 23:54
      Love the video and would definitely like to give one of these to my OH for Christmas. It looks like great fun to use together.

      Merry Christmas Lovehoney.

    • katie: December 25, 2013 01:10
      This video was great hehe. Merry Christmas to all at love honey, I wish you all the best :D xxx
    • ophelia: December 25, 2013 01:51
      I would love so much to try one of these :3
    • Julia: December 25, 2013 12:32
      I love that video, so funny :)
    • Lou: December 25, 2013 12:47
      Love the video, don't think id be using it for stamps, it 'd be much more fun used in a different place
    • Mr & Mrs Teddy: December 25, 2013 15:03
      We've had our eye on one of these for a while!
    • Nikki 933: December 25, 2013 15:06
      Would be my favourite Xmas present !
    • HH.: December 25, 2013 19:40
      Funny clip. The multi-purpose sqweel. Great excuse if it's accidentally discovered.... so what is this for? :)
    • Mistress Magick: December 26, 2013 10:03
      I'm hoping for a purple one!
    • Hannah Whitling: December 26, 2013 11:02
      Really want to try one of these.
    • Lesleys1: December 26, 2013 11:30
      Superb , very funny video advertisement !

      This product looks like it would put a smile on any girls face ?

    • Checkout Chic: December 26, 2013 11:36
      Getting wet just thinking about this .................. !
    • JoannaF: December 26, 2013 17:21
      Great video. Creative Genius!!!!
    • HC: December 26, 2013 17:34
      I love this! And a cheeky win would be a perfect present, really want to give one a go xx
    • dg: December 27, 2013 10:55
      Merry Christmas!!
    • BUZZIN: December 27, 2013 11:13
      MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Hope you all had a good one. Have a great new year!! X
    • SophieM: December 27, 2013 14:48
      I'd love to win one of these! It looks so unusual yet cute and adorable, plus it's rechargeable so extra points from me.
    • Lesleys1: December 27, 2013 18:29
      Just the thing for relieving the stress (of keep licking envelopes ! )
    • Kelsey: December 28, 2013 16:43
      Would love to win my first toy!
    • lesleys1: January 05, 2014 13:12
      Who Won ?

      Guess I didn't ? - Boo !

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