• Add Some "Oh là là!" to Your Sex Life With a Luxury Je Joue Vibrator (Worth £74.99)!

    Uma by Je Joue G-Spot Rechargeable Vibrator

    Bonjour! Are you celebrating Bastille Day today?

    Between French kissing and French knickers, we have a lot to thank our Francophone neighbours for when it comes to sex.

    Indeed, the most popular sexy costume at Lovehoney is the classic French Maid look - and sales peak in July! So clearly some lovers are getting patriotic this weekend.

    To celebrate all things French, we're giving away a luxury Uma by Je Joue Rechargeable G-spot Vibrator (£50.00) to one reader. Simply comment below before July 19th at 5pm to be automatically entered.

    Meaning "I play" in French, luxury sex toy brand Je Joue may not be based in France, but their sleek pleasure objects wouldn't look out of place in the boudoir.

    Read on for the best (French) sex related news from around the web...



    • A dildo shaped like the Eiffel Tower? It doesn't get much more French than that! Designers have created a range of dildos that imitate every curve of the famous Paris landmark. No news yet about whether the Shard or Gherkin will be getting their own range of sex toys. Would you use a sex toy modelled after a building? [La Tour Est Folle]
    • We all know that French is the language of love, but I didn't know there were so many different ways to tell someone you love them en français. How about surprising your partner with a sultry phrase this Bastille Day? [The Language of Love - France Today]
    1. Of course, knowing the words isn't enough - you need to get the accent down to complete the French seduction. Our Video of the Week claims to teach you how to speak with a French accent - why not try it and let us know how you get on in the comments?

    The winner of the Magic Banana Kegel Exerciser (worth £44.99) from last week is Lucy. Remember to comment below for your chance to win a Uma by Je Joue Rechargeable G-spot Vibrator (£50.00)! The winner will be chosen at random and contacted by email, so make sure to use one you check regularly.

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    Comments (124)

    • sexy_boy: July 14, 2013 08:47
      seems to be a great product!!!
    • PS: July 14, 2013 09:15
      Must buy a French Maids outfit and celebrate properly.
    • jade: July 14, 2013 10:14
      Please let me win! I need more orgasms
    • RedKitsune: July 14, 2013 10:19
      Vive la France :)
    • Nikki: July 14, 2013 10:22
      It even looks sexy unlike most vibrators
    • BellesUK: July 14, 2013 10:22
      Oh la la
      Defo need one of these to sit in my bedside table
    • Charlotte clavier: July 14, 2013 10:28
      Oui, Oui, Oui J'adore Je Joue. Hours of fun with this :) x
    • Gerard V: July 14, 2013 10:36
      A must have
    • Jonathan Day: July 14, 2013 10:41
      That outfit looks great. Wonder if I can persuade my wife to wear it!!
    • Dean: July 14, 2013 10:46
      Eiffel Tower dildo?!
    • Neil: July 14, 2013 10:50
      Looks good anything French sounds sexy
    • matt: July 14, 2013 10:57
      I am going to have to ask the GF to put her Maids outfit on tonight!
    • Noëlle Steegs: July 14, 2013 11:08
      Sounds like a great toy. Hopefully better than my Leaf Life..
    • truegrace: July 14, 2013 11:28
      Listen carefully I will say this only once!
    • Ciara: July 14, 2013 11:47
      Ooo la la!
    • Elle: July 14, 2013 13:21
      J'aime ça!
    • Reenie: July 14, 2013 13:39
      Thank you for giving us this opportunity!
    • Cheeky Chica: July 14, 2013 13:44
      Mais oui, le jouet idéal pour une journée parfaite. J'adore le vibrateur Je Joue. C'est pour moi s'il vous plaît ! Bisous bisous!
    • SubReiSkyeM: July 14, 2013 13:56
      We have a maid outfit as well, haha. I did know it was a super popular choice but I'm not sure why....
    • fizzy: July 14, 2013 14:08
      I love what je joue translates to in english
    • kinky Geek: July 14, 2013 15:12
      lovely looking product!
    • Lou22: July 14, 2013 15:16
      Not sure about the Eiffel Tower dildo but at least they rounded of the end, bit pointy otherwise!
      Great prize again :-)
    • Toy Addict: July 14, 2013 15:46
      I would love to learn French and visit Paris, that would make for a very romantic honeymoon.
    • Scorpius12: July 14, 2013 16:59
      Bonjour Lovehoney! Another Amazing Giveaway... Merci Beacoup :)
    • xmorningxgloryx: July 14, 2013 18:20
      That Eiffel tower dildo is brilliant! Would love to win the Je Joue vibe x
    • KittyStar: July 14, 2013 19:17
      J'taime!! ^__________^
    • gem: July 14, 2013 19:51
      My OH is working tonight and I am on nights this week :(
      we will have to French things up later in the week might surprise him and dress up in the Maids outfit hehe!
    • rag doll: July 14, 2013 20:01
      well, my partner does speak french and he has always said that if god was a woman she would love the gherkin so bring it on.
    • amiss: July 14, 2013 20:02
      I love dress up in sexy underwear, but do not own a frenchmaids outfit i find them a bit Cliché.
    • JT: July 14, 2013 20:35
      Need it!
    • Ana: July 14, 2013 20:36
      Looks interesting!
    • rach74: July 14, 2013 21:38
      looks good
    • Zombie: July 14, 2013 21:51
      i adore my french maids outfit- I have the gorgeous bluebella one :)
    • tre: July 14, 2013 22:31
      This one does look fab,
    • Nymeria: July 14, 2013 22:32
      Je joue! :)
    • Imogen: July 14, 2013 23:23
      Love the look of that french maid outfit, so pretty!
    • melissa: July 14, 2013 23:31
      s'il vous plait!!
    • Sahara: July 14, 2013 23:33
      Oh wow that is one sexy looking vibe.
    • George: July 15, 2013 00:34
      Tre bon
    • Taraman: July 15, 2013 16:56
      Belle
      Bella
      Beautiful
      Good luck to all, this is a lovely toy to own.
    • blue boy: July 15, 2013 19:09
      Je pense que ce joucet est belle!
      Sleek and beautiful
    • Christina: July 15, 2013 19:34
      My naughty drawer needs these little French fancy
    • Josh Pritchard: July 15, 2013 19:42
      Ooooo looks interesting...
    • Kasumi: July 15, 2013 23:20
      voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir) Je Joue? ;)
    • Maria: July 16, 2013 00:24
      Je ne parle pas français. :(
    • johnny: July 16, 2013 03:28
      nice!
    • Nikkii: July 16, 2013 10:34
      Hehe, awesome video! I'll be growling my R's all day now :P
    • Gordon Elcock: July 16, 2013 13:07
      c'est magnifique
    • Sammo: July 16, 2013 13:18
      croisons les doigts !! ;)
    • Chris: July 16, 2013 13:18
      Oh la la!! It's a hot hot day for some fun!
    • Alli: July 16, 2013 13:35
      Hubby loves a French maid costume, I'll only wear it if I don't have to do any actual cleaning, it's too hot!
    • Laura D: July 16, 2013 13:38
      It looks great! I'd love to win x
    • Joanna Sadler: July 16, 2013 14:15
      J'adore! C'est bon.. mine please!
    • Ben: July 16, 2013 14:16
      My wife would love this!
    • Poppy12: July 16, 2013 15:01
      I love my toys and really think this will add amazingly to my collection !!! I really really want it ??????
    • FrozenAngel: July 16, 2013 16:35
      ooo lala, I have to say I do love a French accent.
    • L: July 16, 2013 17:44
      Oh là là
    • WildThing: July 16, 2013 17:53
      Oooo la la! The OH would love a bit of that floating up her Sienne..... Mmmmmmm......
    • Sarah: July 16, 2013 17:57
      I like the look of that , very user friendly me thinks ;-)
    • Winter_Is_Coming: July 16, 2013 18:13
      Looks great! Would love to use this on my OH ;)
    • Ann: July 16, 2013 18:13
      I'm in France for another 3 months, this would help my language skills no end ;)
    • Charlotte: July 16, 2013 18:13
      Wow that is GORGEOUS! Xx lovehoney you never cease to please me
    • The Mighty Bum: July 16, 2013 18:24
      Eiffel in love with this as soon as I saw it.
    • mark: July 16, 2013 18:29
      Oh la last. Think my OH would scream wwith appreciation
    • Jenson: July 16, 2013 18:32
      Monsieur, with such a competition you are really spoiling us...
    • Stevie Nichol: July 16, 2013 18:39
      Wow! Loving the look of this toy. Oh la la! ;)
    • Lindsay Moon: July 16, 2013 18:50
      Oh my, I keep forgetting about those cheeky French maid outfits! I might have to get myself one, some day. ;)
    • Trial&Error: July 16, 2013 18:56
      Tour de France? :)
    • Fluffbags: July 16, 2013 18:56
      What a gorgeous toy. I wonder if Bastille day is a good excuse to put on a french maid outfit and get a little teasy tonight! :D
    • Ap77: July 16, 2013 19:30
      Looks amazing!!!!!
    • S&S: July 16, 2013 19:48
      Very sexy and decadent looking!
    • delilahxx: July 16, 2013 20:00
      Love this, looks so cool :)
    • rose hip: July 16, 2013 20:08
      will this take links? any excuse for some piaf. :-)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g4NiHef4Ks
    • Mrs Average: July 16, 2013 21:40
      Well I've always fancied a French maid outfit and it's on my list of things to buy in my next LH splurge. This toy looks amazing... Oohh la la !
    • Mrs Average: July 16, 2013 21:40
      Well I've always fancied a French maid outfit and it's on my list of things to buy in my next LH splurge. This toy looks amazing... Oohh la la !
    • silverbubblegum: July 16, 2013 22:18
      For that price i hope it does a good job!
    • Realistic Shelf: July 16, 2013 22:24
      That should make my OH! happy.....
    • David: July 16, 2013 22:26
      Well, my GF has jus discovered she loves anal beads, now I'm imagining combining this with the beads for her...
    • Nick Leonard: July 17, 2013 08:05
      My wife and I are on holiday in France in a few weeks and would love to take this toy back to its origins and give it a good work out!
    • Laura: July 17, 2013 13:00
      Could do with this I'm single ;)
    • Jack: July 17, 2013 13:12
      Sacre Bleu! Oui merci!
    • Andrew: July 17, 2013 13:45
      We love France and all things french, we also love each other, sex and Lovehoney and would love to win .
    • AbI Perkins: July 17, 2013 13:47
      I love the French maids outfit! Reminds me of the hotty in American Horror Story :)
    • Loz: July 17, 2013 14:14
      This would be right at home in the Moulin Rouge
    • Hannah: July 17, 2013 16:07
      My boyfriend has just robbed my lelo mia as I all ever do is use vibrators :(. Send help!!
    • Robin: July 17, 2013 16:44
      Love most things French, especially the language and the food. I'm sure this love extends to sex toys :P
    • Serena: July 17, 2013 17:19
      I was thinking an Effiel Tower toy might be a bit pointy, but t least they made it curvy at the top!

      I haven't done French since school but still throw the odd word in to everyday conversation, perhaps I should wear a French maid outfit and dust off my dictionary ;)

    • MrsOS: July 17, 2013 17:19
      This would go nicely with my French Maid outfit ;)
    • Soggykipper: July 17, 2013 17:28
      I've never found my G-Spot...does it come with a map?
    • sharron: July 17, 2013 17:36
      Am loving the colour purple.
    • Steph: July 17, 2013 18:08
      Ooo, yes please, would love to be able to try this!
    • Han Solo: July 17, 2013 18:22
      Never been a fan of the French language but that has changed now...
    • Mollie: July 17, 2013 22:03
      For use after a steamy chapter of a Belle de Jour novel??
    • Dan: July 17, 2013 22:18
      This sounds fun!
    • Jenny: July 18, 2013 00:20
      Tres bien! J'adore le Lovehoney....(I'd also be surprised if I got my 'le' 'la' 'les' correct, or the spelling for that matter!) :)
    • Charlotte: July 18, 2013 01:26
      Surely we're all already familiar with the only phrase we need..."Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soi?"
    • Sangsara: July 18, 2013 04:02
      Uma baby cum to me darlin!
    • Despina Rose: July 18, 2013 11:18
      Been to France and loved it. Whilst it doesn't look that much like the Eiffel Tower I guess the resemblance is there. I really like the Je Joue range, the styles, quality, selection, colour, functions..
    • travelnurse: July 18, 2013 11:53
      Oh the Uma is a great looking toy! I love to french kiss!
    • Stuart: July 18, 2013 13:45
      Wow this looks great
    • PPD: July 18, 2013 15:38
      French Maid costumes are definitely sexy! I've been meaning to get one for a while now but I just need to wait until I find someone to show it off to ;)
    • SophieM: July 19, 2013 11:03
      Like pretty much all of the Je Joue range, this one looks simply beautiful!
      Why does everything sound better in French too?
    • Hnut: July 19, 2013 12:50
      Looks like my partner would enjoy that!
    • Melanie: July 19, 2013 13:05
      I want one! :-)
    • Jayne Davies: July 19, 2013 13:07
      Just right for my next dirty weekend in Paris.
    • carol leadbeater: July 19, 2013 13:07
      Now im single, would love some fun fun fun, Thank you for the chance xx
    • Luke: July 19, 2013 13:08
      This looks gorgeous!
    • Rob Flower: July 19, 2013 13:09
      ???Bonjour mon ami ???
    • KDB: July 19, 2013 13:13
      My favourite outfit has to be an 'Alice', as in Wonderland, but the french maid is definitely a close second. Lovely!

      Love you Lovehoney!

    • MAD: July 19, 2013 13:17
      Ooooh - my better half would love this :) Looks like new-age phone :)
    • Preraphelite: July 19, 2013 14:19
      I am loving the curves on this one. Pretty colour, swish design- I bet it feels fab. It's pretty enough to be on display!
    • em: July 19, 2013 14:40
      Ooooh shiny!
    • Simy: July 19, 2013 14:52
      Oooh, looks good
    • Alex: July 19, 2013 14:59
      I agree it looks awesome! So smooth :-)
    • Major: July 19, 2013 15:23
      Looks good! Would love to use this on my fiancee ;)
    • jenny: July 19, 2013 15:24
      amazing :D
    • Sedgcpl: July 19, 2013 16:01
      It looks .. well different could be interesting look forward to reading reviews on this one :)
    • Kelly smith: July 19, 2013 16:07
      Already have the outfit now I just need the vibe! What an amazing product!!
    • rebecca young: July 19, 2013 16:09
      haha that's brilliant !!!! id use one based on a church .. dual steeples ! oooh risqué !
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    • Karen catlin: July 24, 2013 00:35
      I'd love to try this as single at the moment and looking for some toys to getting me reaching some massive orgasms !!!! Xx
    • Mint: July 24, 2013 19:10
      Nice artical
    • Kath Brothwood: July 30, 2013 17:36
      I'd love this french is very sexy this vibe looks fan ohhla la
    • kellydunsmore: August 12, 2013 21:15
      Exciting, all these steaming prizes to be won. all u gotta do is make a comment
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