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Bonjour! Are you celebrating Bastille Day today?
Between French kissing and French knickers, we have a lot to thank our Francophone neighbours for when it comes to sex.
To celebrate all things French, we're giving away a luxury Uma by Je Joue Rechargeable G-spot Vibrator (£50.00) to one reader. Simply comment below before July 19th at 5pm to be automatically entered.
Meaning "I play" in French, luxury sex toy brand Je Joue may not be based in France, but their sleek pleasure objects wouldn't look out of place in the boudoir.
Read on for the best (French) sex related news from around the web...
- A dildo shaped like the Eiffel Tower? It doesn't get much more French than that! Designers have created a range of dildos that imitate every curve of the famous Paris landmark. No news yet about whether the Shard or Gherkin will be getting their own range of sex toys. Would you use a sex toy modelled after a building? [La Tour Est Folle]
- When it comes to sexy role play outfits, Lovehoney customers have proven that you can't beat a skimpy French maid costume. One of the most popular is the Fever Naughty French Maid Outfit (right) - beautifully flirty and frilly for a dusting session your lover will never forget! Check out the entire selection of French Maid costumes for more inspiration. Oh la la! [Discover Britain's Favourite Bedroom Fantasy... - Lovehoney]
- Upon the news that a word for "French kissing" has finally been accepted into the French dictionary, the fabulous Belle de Jour discusses the joys of the snogging with tongues. [Why do we call anything a bit dirty 'French'? - The Telegraph]
- We all know that French is the language of love, but I didn't know there were so many different ways to tell someone you love them en français. How about surprising your partner with a sultry phrase this Bastille Day? [The Language of Love - France Today]
Of course, knowing the words isn't enough - you need to get the accent down to complete the French seduction. Our Video of the Week claims to teach you how to speak with a French accent - why not try it and let us know how you get on in the comments?
The winner of the Magic Banana Kegel Exerciser (worth £44.99) from last week is Lucy. Remember to comment below for your chance to win a Uma by Je Joue Rechargeable G-spot Vibrator (£50.00)! The winner will be chosen at random and contacted by email, so make sure to use one you check regularly.
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