• Get Ready For Cake And Cunnilingus Day With A Sqweel Giveaway!

    Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator

    Between Receptionist's Day and National Garlic Day (which is coming up on April 19th, by the way), it seems like Hallmark has a different card for every obscure holiday.

    One we can definitely get on board with, however, is Cake and Cunnilingus Day, which falls annually on April 14th.

    Coming from the from the Neo-Latin words cunnus (meaning vulva) and lingua (meaning tongue), cunnilingus refers to oral sex performed on a woman - so get ready to be treated by your partner next weekend, ladies!

    To celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day, we're giving away a Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator (£39.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before April 12th to be in with a chance to win.

    This clever sex toy has 10 silicone tongues that simulate oral sex for her.

    With only a week left to brush up on your oral skills, we've scoured the web for the best oral sex guides to ensure you both enjoy Cake and Cunnilingus Day



    • Scrub up your oral sex skills with GQ's refresher course. Sex columnist Christina Wellor's step-by-step guide to pleasing your lover during oral sex makes for a very interesting read. [An Oral Sex Refresher Course - GQ]
    • Once your technique is perfected, the only thing left to worry about it securing the cake. Luckily, the official Cake and Cunnilingus website has you covered, with a recipe for a chocolate cake it claims is "better than sex" - although that seems against the point? Might be better to just pick up some swiss roll from Tesco, then. [Chocolate Better Than Sex Cake Recipe - Cake And Cunnilingus]
    1. Our Video of the Week begs the question - have you got any hidden talents? Or any mindblowing cunnilingus tips?

    The winner of BlueBella Tatiana Open Cup Bra & Brief Set from last week is AcN. Remember to comment below for your chance to win a Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator (£39.99)! The winner will be contacted by email.

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    Comments (118)

    • sassyele: April 07, 2013 10:11
      I have been eyeing these up for a while now ......would love to see if it's as good as it sounds!
      I didn't realise we had so many occasions to celebrate ....especially as many sexy ones. No complaints here lol
      Thanks for the comp & best of luck everyone :D
    • sexy little minx: April 07, 2013 10:23
      Never got round to trying the Sqweel, would like to! Good luck everyone.
    • Tracy Hughes: April 07, 2013 10:33
      Have seen these before and would love to try as current medication is reducing my desires.
    • MissTerryCleavage: April 07, 2013 10:34
      This is definitely a day I can get on board with... Sounds pretty much perfect to me :)
    • xxDebsxx: April 07, 2013 10:34
      Oh now this i would love to try and see if this excites as much as its name , no likely, no excity !
    • michelle cooper: April 07, 2013 10:34
      Well as I was a good girl and gave my man a treat on steak and bj day then I deffo think I deserve this!
    • Joanne Bolton: April 07, 2013 10:35
      I would love to try this, I have wanted one for ages, but the new baby takes up all my funds, for treats for myself :(
    • Dean: April 07, 2013 10:36
      Well it's only fair girls get their day, besides we all know real men eat *meow*..... LOLhot
    • Mark: April 07, 2013 10:37
      Looks great fun to try with my missus and no jaw ache garentee :-)
    • HGL: April 07, 2013 10:39
      Interesting toy this one
    • roger pikett: April 07, 2013 10:40
      my wife would def like to try this give me a rest lol
    • Haylz: April 07, 2013 10:43
      Cake and Cunnilingus day? You learn something new everyday :) Up there with Steak and BJ day huh? Would love to know if the Sqweel really is as good as the reviews say :D
    • Aoife Brennan: April 07, 2013 10:44
      all i can say is YES PLEASE! x
    • paul: April 07, 2013 10:46
      my tongue would be better x but im sure the misses will give it a good workout lol
    • Matt & Becky: April 07, 2013 10:50
      we hope this is a good couples toy for us both to use xx
    • claire turner: April 07, 2013 10:54
      now theres a toy I would like to try :D yes yes yes!!
    • AliMc: April 07, 2013 10:58
      Such a unique looking toy!
    • Sarah: April 07, 2013 11:03
      Really love the idea of this toy, you can never get enough of oral, at least this toy has patience and all you need to do is change the batteries when it gets tired ;) . xx
    • Paula: April 07, 2013 11:13
      Ive been thinking of trying one of these since they first came out. Lets see if it lives up to its rating :)
    • neil: April 07, 2013 11:17
      Would love to try this with my wife
    • Chris: April 07, 2013 11:19
      Looks like something for the misses to enjoy and therefore extra browning points for me!
    • Mollie: April 07, 2013 11:29
      It's already on my wish list- I'd love to give it a try :) x
    • Mj: April 07, 2013 11:49
      Wow! I didn't realise there even was such a day coming up! Surely you wouldn't do both at the same time though!! Lol
    • Kaylee Stanhope: April 07, 2013 11:54
      Oh yes please :D
    • Hollie: April 07, 2013 11:57
      They look confusing but awesome. :P
    • han: April 07, 2013 12:03
      I didnt even know this day existed :O
    • Loom: April 07, 2013 12:12
      Cake and cunnilingus day - an excellent combination if ever I saw one, gosh.
    • Iliana: April 07, 2013 12:14
      Yes please...i'd love to :)
    • LandC: April 07, 2013 12:14
      Well seeing as my oh doesn't like steak and didn't get a blow job (got one shortly after though) on steak and bj day, I don't think we'll be celebrating :( we don't really perform oral sex on each other - neither of us like giving, except me who only does in the right mood. Unfortunately that leads to about 20 bjs and about 20 seconds of cunnilingus in our entire 3 1/2 year relationship - I think I got the short stick there, because its just so good for those few seconds! He has strokers, but I have nothing to 'replicate' oral sex :( xxx
    • Samantha Jones: April 07, 2013 12:22
      I would love to try this
    • grant: April 07, 2013 12:22
      Can it be as good as a real tounge
    • Jen: April 07, 2013 12:27
      Looks very nice ;)
    • Spontificate: April 07, 2013 12:32
      My wife would l love one of these toys.it looks interesting.
    • Hazy: April 07, 2013 12:50
      Cake and... OH YES PLEASE!!! The only thing is, with no man in my life I can only achieve half of it... but a Sqweel counts, doesn't it ;)
    • Sinead Waugh: April 07, 2013 13:00
      Having cake and getting eaten out too!!! Dream day!!!
    • truegrace: April 07, 2013 13:09
      Been debating buying a sqweel for a while now, so would be ace to win one, and looking forward to celebrating the 14th, would be rude not to :-)
    • Sam: April 07, 2013 13:34
      Me please the wife would adore it
    • Jenna: April 07, 2013 13:35
      Well I wouldn't say no ;-)
    • Fluffbags: April 07, 2013 13:58
      I'd like to try the Squeel. Looks unique.
    • Cat Lady: April 07, 2013 14:03
      Would love to try this since trying the real thing isn't an option for me!
    • kelsey: April 07, 2013 14:06
      i'd love one of them! ;)
    • Imogen: April 07, 2013 14:16
      Always been intrigued by the squeel, would love to try it!
    • Lucy Evans: April 07, 2013 14:32
      If i shared my secrets for oral sex they wouldnt really be a secret and they wouldnt really drive him wild is all im going to say ;).. I would love to win one as its been stuck on my wishlist for a while so pretty please Lovehoney ! x
    • Els: April 07, 2013 14:46
      Would love to see if this wheeel can really make me sqweel! ;)
    • Kebert Xela: April 07, 2013 15:49
      No! You already have valentines day!
    • Chloe: April 07, 2013 15:55
      Definitely beats steak and a blowjob day!
    • Chloe: April 07, 2013 15:57
      Definitely beats steak and a blowjob day!
    • Tom: April 07, 2013 16:52
      It's my 9 year anniversary on the 14th and I have to be away for work! (Livid) A Squeel would be a great present for the mrs
    • EstherHarshom: April 07, 2013 17:17
      Sounds awesome. I've got a load of envelopes I need to seal as well, so it might even be multipurpose!
    • rach74: April 07, 2013 17:24
      sqweel with joy if i win
    • Angeldelight: April 07, 2013 17:57
      Always up for trying new things ,would love to try a sqweel can they really be as good as the real thing one way to find out x
    • John Patterson: April 07, 2013 18:04
      hope the US is eligable
    • Kayleigh M: April 07, 2013 18:09
      I been looking at this for ages but I've spent loads on toys and some were a waste of money so I'm still uming and ahing over another toy x
    • Dean: April 07, 2013 18:19
      My wife is coeliac so can't have the cake but she can have the other bit.
    • Kellymichelle: April 07, 2013 18:22
      Well the 14th is a Sunday this year, seems like a good way to spend it!
    • Hooch: April 07, 2013 18:28
      Love to try one of these out!
    • hevadaangel: April 07, 2013 19:22
      Love the look of this it looks amazin! Love that there is a day for women as well as a day for men, (steak and blow job day!) It just puts a bit of fun and spice in between work and general....life! Whether you are in a relationship or single.
      This toy is great for women as most men do perform oral on thier partners or not often....id love to try this ! Il try anything once...and if I like it maybe more than once....;)
    • jouster: April 07, 2013 20:39
      If it has more torque than the original, it could be great fun.
    • Wolf Simpson: April 07, 2013 20:47
      I so would love to win one of these so I can make my girl squeal with pleasure. :D
    • Purring Tiger: April 07, 2013 21:18
      Definitely a good toy to have when your OH is away for a while me thinks. Would love to give a try.
    • triso: April 07, 2013 22:11
      Love the vibrant pink.sexy colour for a sex toy
    • TheBigGee: April 07, 2013 22:18
      Just ordered some apple flavoured Sluquid lube.
      Been curious about the Squeel for a while too....
    • Charlotte: April 08, 2013 01:06
      I think for a great blow job Spit on it and hum!
      Lets face it the wetter the better, and humming sort of gives off vibrations which feel great for him (so he says!)
      Also finally a day to rival steak and a blow job day!
    • insatiablytaken: April 08, 2013 01:13
      This toy has been on my list of things to try forever. It is so interesting and has a lot of potential.
    • R: April 08, 2013 05:22
      I've been looking to try one of these. Looks fab, and as I get older, I find I need more stimulation!
    • Cheeky Chica: April 08, 2013 07:29
      Would definitely like to give this a go!
    • Strumpet: April 08, 2013 11:13
      I have watched every episode of that mitchell and webb look and I can honestly say I never saw that bit! So funny :D I like cunnilingus but can honestly say that nothing beats a real tongue!
    • Rogue: April 08, 2013 16:00
      Well, I'll certainly be up for enjoying the cake but, since I'm single, I'll be pleasing myself.
    • Gem: April 08, 2013 17:08
      Cake no no no oral yes yes yes.... roll on april 14th
    • Jayne Davies: April 08, 2013 19:18
      Two of my favourite things.
    • JayJay: April 08, 2013 20:00
      Ooooh, I'm getting excited just looking at the picture.
    • chris: April 08, 2013 20:31
      i would love the wife to have one of these so she could test it , and tell me the result when i get home xo
    • KinkyFuckery: April 08, 2013 20:48
      Well if the boys get a BJ day use girls defiantly deserve Cunnilingus Day ! All aboard yes please everyone needs to make sure every muscle is worked out and the tongue is a good enough muscle to work out any day of the week .
    • -ramsay-: April 09, 2013 01:06
      cake and cunnilingus day? my girl is going to get spoo-iilt
    • Elle Ash: April 09, 2013 03:46
      The great thing about combining the two in one activity is that the sugar rush will keep you going longer! :-D
    • Alison Scott: April 09, 2013 10:47
      I would love to try this out !, I could use something like this when I'm reading my erotica novels !
    • Allanah: April 09, 2013 13:26
      oo my favourite colours!
    • Uttaku: April 09, 2013 13:52
      definetly sounds like it would be worth a try!
    • Wyndham: April 09, 2013 14:19
      Cunnilingus, so sad that something so fun has such a terrible name!

      The OH would love to try this!

    • Lou22: April 09, 2013 15:31
      Love the sound of this day, glad its at the weekend!
      Don't think that toy would be a patch on my partner but would love to give it a go for when he's not there ;)
    • MissAnonD: April 09, 2013 16:11
      I've been eyeing up this toy for ageeeees! Would love to win it xx
    • Jules: April 09, 2013 16:11
      This would be the ultimate gift for my girlfriend. She loves oral, this way she can do it with or without me.
    • nicky: April 09, 2013 16:12
      gotta be honest this toy looks intimidating so many tongues in a toy just wow lol
    • Yummy: April 09, 2013 16:12
      sqweel is round liked a cake :) I want this cake which makes me sqweel!
    • Tri'elle: April 09, 2013 16:19
      I count myself incredibly lucky to have a man to play with who is only too keen to get down there, and is frankly amazing at it too. I don't need a special day for cake & cunnilingus with this boy! :D
    • Danielle Welsh: April 09, 2013 16:30
      Looks fab ! Please enter me thanks x
    • johnny: April 09, 2013 16:36
      Nice!
    • matt: April 09, 2013 17:32
      I think this would cheer my girlfriend up
    • Daniel: April 09, 2013 18:16
      my girlfriend would love this, having to live 3000 miles away she misses my skills
    • hayley: April 09, 2013 19:09
      I would loveeeeee a sqweel had one on my wishlist forever just never seem to get round to get one
    • Rebecca: April 09, 2013 19:13
      How delicious. Yes please!
    • Missy: April 09, 2013 19:36
      I'm a poor single woman and I would love this, pretty please :D
    • Hayley: April 09, 2013 21:01
      Cake and cunnilingus day?! FINALLY A DAY TO RIVAL STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY!
    • Gavin and Sarah: April 09, 2013 21:49
      My wife loves receiving oral. Please save my tongue! I need one of these!
    • Abots: April 10, 2013 10:44
      Cake and cunnilingus you say?

      I'll be able to give her the sqweel and I can eat the cake, sorted!

    • boing-boing: April 10, 2013 10:47
      We've been dying to try out one of these! Great article by the way :)
    • yangto: April 10, 2013 12:02
      I'm on board!
    • Raine: April 10, 2013 18:01
      I've been wishing for one of these for a while now-great chance-thank you!!!
    • Ashley: April 10, 2013 19:38
      Pick me ;)
    • Brittany Ingram: April 10, 2013 22:14
      Had no idea that Cunnilingus day was April 14th!! Seems fair though that it's exactly a month after Steak and Blow Job day on March 14th :) My husband and I celebrated in style this year so I'm hoping he realizes he owes me now! Have been dying to try one of these bad boys though ;)
    • Sir.Nick: April 10, 2013 22:50
      Well this would be great for exam season! ><
    • Lindra: April 11, 2013 05:55
      I just wonder about cleaning. Apparently the Sqweel 2 is a lot easier! I've actually never had oral sex, so I have nothing really to compare it with. We'll see what it's like on its own terms!
    • WildThing: April 11, 2013 08:05
      Mmmm, this would get my GF's juices flowing, and her squealing!
    • Shannon: April 11, 2013 14:49
      I've always wanted to try one of these but never had the dosh to get one. Seen a lot of reviews and I'd love to add my own.
    • Stuart Fletcher: April 11, 2013 15:24
      I would like to think that the sqweel isn't a match for my own technique:)
    • Rosie: April 11, 2013 18:54
      Always been curious about this one - I've also got a friend who can't use vibrators and very curious to know if this would set off her illness or not (as is she!)
    • SP: April 12, 2013 11:22
      "Cake And Cunnilingus Day" does that mean I have to do the deed whilst she eats chocolate cake?
      Although if I won the Sqweel it would same some jaw ache and I could eat cake too.
    • Charl: April 12, 2013 14:23
      Cake and cunnilingus? HOLLA
      been single for 6 months and although I'm all girl power single is ace, I miss me a man for certain things. Fingers and legs crossed
    • Naith p: April 12, 2013 14:24
      I've always wanted to give one of these a try - they look like a lot of fun!
    • Pearly: April 12, 2013 14:25
      Cake and cunnilingus or muffins and muff diving! Either way I'm game!
    • charlotte clavier: April 12, 2013 14:30
      Cake and Cunnilingus day?? Gives new meaning to blowing the candles out, lol. Good idea though. Just off to find a man to share my cake with, lol. Or I could just use that sqweel? Does cake Cum included?? Lol ;-) xxx
    • SophieM: April 12, 2013 14:34
      I've been really intrigued by these since I first came across them.
      I'm assuming that 'SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL' is probably the noise that would come out of my mouth if I had some alone time with this!
    • Bren: April 12, 2013 16:39
      This prize would take some licking to beat it (sorry!)
      For bone idle selfish lovers everywhere.
    • Ash: April 15, 2013 00:17
      Ooh looks 'sqweelingly' good! ;D
    • Sara: April 15, 2013 02:53
      I would love to try this out and review.
      Have not tried the first one, but I imagine the as this is already the sequel product it will be even more mind-blowing than the first....at least, here's hoping!!
      Fingers crossed
    • Jodee Petley: April 16, 2013 00:26
      I would love to try this beast out! My Fiance would love using it on me. Plus I love cake, makes it a bonus. ;)
    • Laura Thorn: April 25, 2013 21:02
      Wow!!! I do like to have my cake and eat it but seeing as my fiancee is across the pond - just having cake would be a pleasure!
    • Sarah Mills: May 03, 2013 14:10
      sounds amazing!
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