• Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig - Happy St Patrick's Day!

    Lelo Ina 2 Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorAs Lovehoney's only Irish staff member, I'm obviously very excited that today is Saint Patrick's Day.

    Paddy's Day is all about letting your hair down and having some fun, whether it's at a parade, in a pub, or even a ceili in honour of everyone's favourite medieval Welshman.

    If that isn't your idea of fun, however, why not celebrate March 17th the Lovehoney way?

    Fellas, forget a pint of Guinness at your local and indulge in a can of O'Doyle Irish Stout instead. And for the ladies, Lelo's bestselling luxury rabbit vibe, the Ina 2 is available in a beautiful light green.

    To help you celebrate St. Patrick's Day, we're giving one lucky reader the chance to win a luxury Lelo Ina Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (worth £119.99)!

    Simply comment below before March 22nd for your chance to win. Read on for this week's pick of sex news from around the web, and don't forget to comment and tell us what you're getting up to for St. Paddy's Day.



    • Cad é an blás is gneasúil sa dhomhan? Dar le suirbhé idirnáisiúnta are 5,000 mná, tógann fir Éireannach an duais thar muintir an Iodáil, an Fhrainc agus an Astráil. Deirtear go cuireann aisteoirí Colin Farrell agus Cillian Murphy le tóir an blás Éireannach. Cén blás is fearr leat?

      Translation: What's the sexiest accent in the world? According to an international survey, Irish men take the top spot, beating Italians, French and Australians. Actors Colin Farrell and Cillian Murphy were credited with increasing the popularity of the Irish lilt. What's your favourite accent? [Irish accents beats French as world's sexiest - The Telegraph]

    • Recycle your RabbitA major component of part of March 17th celebrations is joining in on singsongs about the Emerald Isle - but did you know your vibrator can actually help you hit those high notes? A recent study conducted by the University of Alberta involved pressing vibrators against singers' throats to stimulate the larynx and improve singing range. There's a use we hadn't thought of! [Really Good Vibrations: Study Uses Sex Toy To Loosen Up Singers' Vocal Chords - RedOrbit]
    • Going green with your sex toys isn't just about with colour vibrator you choose - it's also important to keep environmental issues in mind while choosing and disposing of sex toys. Not only will Lovehoney recycle your old sex toys and electronics for free with the Rabbit Amnesty scheme, we'll also donate on your behalf to the World Land Trust. [Sex Toy Recycling With Lovehoney Rabbit Amnesty - Lovehoney]
    • We all know the internet can be a weird place. While researching this blog, I came across a quite unusual internet phenomenon - Leprechaun Erotica. That’s right, there's a whole host of sexy stories out there inspired by, and featuring, leprechauns. What's the weirdest erotica you've ever seen? [Leprechaun Tag - Literotica.com]

    While we encourage sexy dress up in the bedroom, our video of the week shows why Leprechaun roleplay may not be the best idea - especially if you're Will Ferrell. Pssst, watch the hilarious full interview here.

    The winner of the Stoya Lotus Fleshlight from last week is John. Remember to comment below for your chance to win a Lelo Ina 2 Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (worth £119.99)! The winner will be contacted by email.

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    Comments (51)

    • HappilyExperimenting: March 17, 2013 07:27
      Go green for St. Paddy's Day! I'm doing my bit by donning a green tee and being green by biking to work, and I'll also be placing an order for some Sliquid apple lube later today ;)

      I read unicorn erotica somewhere before, but am not sure what day that was meant to be celebrating. Ideas anyone?

    • Kasumi: March 17, 2013 08:57
      Happy St.Patrick's Day!
    • matt: March 17, 2013 10:29
      Its my girlfriends birthday and she asked for a lelo toy just didnt have the money this month would be lovely to win this for her :) xx
    • SophieM: March 17, 2013 11:13
      Aready been celebrating with a few pints of the black stuff!

      Going to be making today fun by mocking my Dad's accent...not so much fun for him though, but I'm sure he'll come back with some smart ass comment only the Irish could think of. :P

      Who knows, maybe the luck of the Irish will be on my side this year and instead of finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, I might find a gorgeous Lelo Ina. Oh, a girl can dream...

      Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!

    • PPD: March 17, 2013 11:17
      I was going to celebrate in a pub later but I'm very ill so I'll be celebrating from bed/sofa with a cup of tea instead. I'm wearing a green hoodie, that counts right ;)

      And Irish accents are definitely extremely sexy!

    • ady: March 17, 2013 11:48
      Happy st.Patricks day, have a good one
    • rag doll: March 17, 2013 14:01
      ooo sexy leprechaun dancing...its a bit like when i went to a disco lately and there was a pole: it only works for men, its not funny when women do it!

      as for accents my favorite has to be jordy. for my st. Patrics day I'm being payed to pick up sticks of a campsite...i guess that's green but it sure wont be fun. a lelo toy would really cheer me up though.

    • AliMc: March 17, 2013 14:41
      Definitely agree with that. I could listen to Colin Farrell and Cillian Murphy for hours. What an accent!
    • RedCheeks: March 17, 2013 15:08
      Having a quiet Paddys day at home watching the parade on telly. Green sex toys might just be a plan for tonight :-p

      Sending out happy St Patrick's wishes from Ireland!

    • SelectZen: March 17, 2013 16:13
      Lately find ourselves owning a few more green toys than we used to so definitely might be an idea to break some out for Paddy's day.

      Watching the parade on tv definitely beats the cold and crowds of seeing it live :-)

    • SelectZen: March 17, 2013 16:13
      Lately find ourselves owning a few more green toys than we used to so definitely might be an idea to break some out for Paddy's day.

      Watching the parade on tv definitely beats the cold and crowds of seeing it live :-)

    • Hnut: March 17, 2013 16:25
      This would make a great toy to celebrate my birthday next month with my girlfriend!!
    • Kellymichelle: March 17, 2013 17:04
      Happy St Patrick's Day!
    • holly campbell: March 17, 2013 17:51
      i stayed in bed for st patricks day... my partner and i only left the bed for food!
    • Rumple: March 17, 2013 18:59
      As one of the few Irish people on the forum I must say I haven't come across leprechaun erotica before. I am a little scared for them now. And if anyone asks to see my pot of gold I will be a little worried.
    • Honeytongue: March 17, 2013 19:38
      Happy St Patrick's Day.

      We are always being told to be green. I reckon this toy would really help.

    • KinkyFuckery: March 17, 2013 19:50
      Have a good one ! Green all the way ! Top of the morning to you : P
    • KinkyFuckery: March 17, 2013 19:50
      Have a good one ! Green all the way ! Top of the morning to you : P
    • Labyrinth: March 17, 2013 20:26
      Happy Snake Day!
    • Silverdrop: March 17, 2013 21:21
      I do not EVER want to read leprechaun erotica!
    • violet: March 17, 2013 21:35
      I love the Irish accent, it makes me go all warm and gooey :). I have some irish family and whenever i go over there to stay i pick the accent up and nobody at home can understand me :)
    • maltedmilk: March 17, 2013 21:49
      Hope everyone has had a great St Patricks Day! I've been far too tired to o much after comic con today, only a quarter irish anyway and I'm more in tune with my Caribbean roots.

      Loved the voice article! May try that out, I have a poorly throat a lot and don't use my vibrators much so it will make them earn their moneys worth! Which design vibrator is best frequency?
      I also love the related links. These are so pretty! Look expensive though! www.lovecrave.com/duet/features
      www.lovecrave.com/solo/features


      Haha I'll read those erotica later on! Not as weird as dinoasaurs having sex with cars!

      And if course I'd loveeeee so much an Ina!! Green is a colour included on two other flags of my nationality! ;D

    • triso: March 17, 2013 21:54
      Happy St Patricks Day everyone! Got dressed up for today!
    • Fluffbags: March 18, 2013 00:07
      Oh I am dying on trying my first Lelo product but sadly will have to wait until I have more pennies. Is it wrong that I didn't even realise it was St Patricks day? Oops have a good one all ye Irish folks!
    • Gavin: March 18, 2013 00:18
      Ooops, did I miss St. Patricks day? :*(
    • Shannon: March 18, 2013 00:37
      Happy Paddy's Day! Hope the luck of the Irish is with me to get this one ;) Ginger and called Shannon, yup doesn't get more authentic than that.
    • rach74: March 18, 2013 13:53
      love the colour
    • LandC: March 18, 2013 14:50
      The Irish accent is very yummy! But I think the stronger any accent is the worse it is. I love the Liverpudlian accent most, but not strong. I wouldn't mind a bit of green in my draw though :) xxx
    • Miranda: March 18, 2013 15:27
      I love a slice of Guinness cake! And Irish accents mmm ;)
    • saucey21: March 18, 2013 16:21
      i think that vibe looks awesome. i really could do with a new one. i've overused mine and it broke on st. patricks day. i had to make do with going down the pub instead.
    • green_meanie: March 18, 2013 19:51
      I want it.
    • dh: March 18, 2013 20:04
      Happy (belated) Paddy's Day to all of you nursing a hangover from the good old black stuff :)
    • WildThing: March 18, 2013 22:04
      What a giveaway! That would have my partner squealing for a pot'o'gold under a rainbow anyday!
    • sir.nick: March 18, 2013 22:42
      Guess its a St Patrick for the ladies ^^
    • Gibson5: March 18, 2013 23:05
      That looks so natural, almost camouflaged - like it's just been picked from the garden. Happy St.Paddy's day - for yesterday!!
    • George: March 19, 2013 00:06
      Potato
    • Nick: March 19, 2013 07:48
      I'd much rather make my girlfriend cum with the Lelo Ina than have a pint of Guinness!!!
    • RedKitsune: March 19, 2013 08:06
      Leprechaun erotica? You learn something new every day!
    • Chloee: March 19, 2013 10:45
      A belated Happy St Patricks day :)
    • Gem: March 19, 2013 20:26
      My kids have been ill all weekend I think I should get to do over st patricks day this saturday :)
    • Pip: March 20, 2013 09:31
      well green is my favourite colour...
    • Hazy: March 20, 2013 15:19
      A bright addition to any toy box. I love it! I
    • Kim Sanderson: March 20, 2013 22:17
      Happy St.Patrick's Day!
    • Kathryn brothwood: March 20, 2013 23:34
      Happy St Patrick's day I love to watch Irish band in pub that's what I did had sing with them and did Irish jig this vibe kooks the buisness and it be a treat to win it
    • Bronagh: March 21, 2013 01:35
      I love green AND I AM Irish :D would Love this toy as I am having to return 2 items that I have purchased here ans they have been faulty :(
    • dan: March 21, 2013 17:49
      Would love to give some lelo a whirl, always out of my price range though, but here is fingers crossed :-)
    • Paul Sanderson: March 21, 2013 18:27
      On St Paddy's day i'm going to have a few glasses of the Black Stuff.
    • Ella: March 21, 2013 20:27
      I was pretty indifferent to Irish accents for a while, but Norman Reedus in the Boondock Saints changed that XD
    • Serena: March 21, 2013 22:21
      Go for green! Get sexy on Paddy's day. The Irish accent is a deffo turn on :P
    • Marianne: March 22, 2013 13:23
      Don't know about St Patrick making use of sextoys but why not ! Anyway, be sure that I'm really exited by the idea to test Ina 2 ! I hope I will win one.
    • jen russon: March 23, 2013 14:09
      Fantastic prize! Would love to try this out! ;)
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