• I (Really) Want to Ride My Bicycle!

    Happy Ride Vibrating Bicycle SeatAh, cycling. The wind through your hair, the feeling of freedom and sense of enormous wellbeing. There are so many pleasures to be had, but ever felt there was something... missing?

    Introducing Happy Ride (£14.00), the multispeed vibrating bicycle seat.

    The perfect gift for the cycling enthusiast in your life (or those needing extra motivation to get back on the exercise bike), Happy Ride turns any bicycle into a vibrating love machine. Simply slip it over the saddle, crank up the motor and you're ready for a thrilling ride indeed.

    But is this fantastic fusion of our two favourite things really a good idea? According to new data published by the Journal of Urology, bicycles were responsible for 38.9% of injury to adults' genitals, while sex toys were only accountable for 8.6% of injuries to woman and 4.3% of injuries to men.

    We can't decide whether making a bicycle into a sex toy drastically reduces your chance of injury, or whether making a sex toy into a bicycle increases it exponentially...

    Comments (3)

    • Avrielle_Aniko: December 05, 2012 12:48
      Hee hee. It would certainly encourage me to exercise more! Lets hope this new sex toy doesn't raise the injusry statistics...
    • Lou22: December 06, 2012 17:54
      Well if anything was going to get me riding a bike again it would be that :) Not sure how well you'd be able to concentrate on actually cycling though!
    • Lovehoney - Alice: December 10, 2012 12:57
      And I think it's a blooming bargain at £19.99!
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