• Zombies, Black Widows and Vampires - Lovehoney's Week in Sex News (Halloween Special)

    Death By Orgasm Black Widow Spider 10 Speed Bullet Vibrator

    Who doesn't love Halloween? Toffee apples, trick-or-treating and, best of all, donning a terrifying costume to scare your friends.

    Whether you decide to go down the sexy or scary route, Lovehoney has a Halloween costume for you! From Zombie Nurses to Red Devils and Fallen Angels, we've got you covered.

    To celebrate our favourite time of the year (well, after Christmas and Valentine's Day, of course), we've decided to give away a terrifying Death by Orgasm Black Widow Spider Bullet Vibrator to five lucky readers!

    All you have to do is leave a comment on this blog post before Friday afternoon. Winners will be annouced here next Sunday.

    For last minute costume ideas, spooky sex tips and a chance to win a sex toy, read on below.



    • Classified Dark Temptress Vampire Halloween CostumeOur word of the week is odaxelagnia, which refers to sexual arousal from biting or being bitten. We reckon this is the perfect time of year to make like a vampire and get mouthy with your partner. If you're a little tentative, why not begin with a Death by Orgasm Fang Banger cock ring and some fake fangs for Dracula-inspired roleplay?
    • In our Halloween related research we came across this list of 10 Halloween Inspired Sex Positions for you to try - be warned that some of these supernatural sex moves require a lot of imagination!
    • Here at Lovehoney HQ, safety is our primary concern, which is why we figured out the best ways to defeat zombies with sex toys, so you don't have to. Worth picking up a violet wand, just in case...

    • Our lucky winner of last week's competition was Riina! Congratulations Riina, you win the Lelo Tor II Vibrating Cock Ring. We'll be in touch for your postal address.

    Comments (21)

    • AliMc: October 28, 2012 08:36
      Some funny costume suggestions there, kinda wish I had Halloween plans so I have an excuse to dress up myself.
    • Cat Lady: October 29, 2012 09:10
      Nowhere to go for Halloween :-( Guess I will just stay home and eat Haribo by myself.
    • Jade Wills: October 29, 2012 12:10
      Who wrote this? It's full of errors! :-o
    • Lovehoney - Alice: October 29, 2012 12:58
      @Jade I usually edit the blog but was away last week - so it didn't get the proofread it deserves. Easy to make mistakes when you're doing all the writing, linking, photo editing etc - but should be fixed now :-)
    • Lovehoney Nicole: October 29, 2012 14:05
      @Jade - Sorry if there were typos, that's what happens when you're incredibly busy and don't have a second pair of eyes ;) Thanks for spotting it!
    • darren: October 29, 2012 15:46
      Did you know you can mix red food dye with lube to make a fantastic fake blood? if you mix it with fruity lube then it may even taste nice :)
      I love the bullet btw, suitably creepy! i had a vibrating cockroach once and if i put it on the floor while it was turned on my lizard used to chase it.
    • Midnight Boudoir (blondii): October 29, 2012 21:09
      I love this video , you guys crack me up, been in tears laughing, just brilliant acting. Now we know we can call Hella and the Professor to help.
    • rach: October 31, 2012 11:38
      good costumes lol, fangtastic :)
    • Loula: October 31, 2012 12:01
      haha so funny! i had my costume all sorted out for tonight, now i'm staying in doing uni work. trials and tribulations of being a student eh?
    • Louise: October 31, 2012 13:33
      my other half likes being bitten lol
    • Ellie: October 31, 2012 13:34
      Good costumes, spooktacular! haha

      All the pumpkins have sold out locally so i'm going to be pumpkinless this year, sad times :(

    • Danni: October 31, 2012 13:35
      I'm sorted for Halloween! Gonna be a sexy medusa! :)
    • kelly murray: October 31, 2012 13:36
      time for some scary fun (just remember the safe word lol )
    • Blacksilk: October 31, 2012 13:41
      I will forever love those zombie videos!
    • 77/83: October 31, 2012 13:44
      Commented, retweeted, can I win now please? ;)
    • Gerard V: October 31, 2012 14:54
      Death by orgasm is the best way to go!
    • rose: October 31, 2012 15:13
      oh, i wish i had somewhere to go now.

      and was 20 years younger. i'd look scary for the wrong reasons in some of those costumes. :-)

    • LandC: October 31, 2012 15:27
      Some of the last minute costume ideas are brilliant - I couldn't do any myself, not that confident - but the Freudian slip one is by far my favourite. Would have to be careful and do it around the like-minded educated type - I know many who just wouldn't understand and would think I'd just turned up in a nighty to read a book!
      Loving the giveaway - the oh on the other hand might not. I'm the designated bug catcher in the relationship - he wouldn't even squish a bug if it bothered him, he'd leave the room. That bullet, however, may have him coming into the room and I would certainly not let him squish it!
      Brilliant video - I know where to buy my zombie apocalypse supplies (can't wait!), may just have to stock up...should a zombie apocalypse ever arise of course ;P
      Xxx
    • Pixie-Murree: October 31, 2012 15:49
      Pumpkin carved for Halloween :)
    • rag doll: October 31, 2012 16:11
      So i know where I'm running when the Zombi apocalypses arrives...Lovehoney HQ.
      no parties planed this Halloween sadly but i have carved a pumpkin.
    • Chris D: November 01, 2012 10:40
      Just love the Halloween sex positions - great find - thanks LH!
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