• Baconlube - It's Umami For Your Salami!

    J&D's Baconlube Bacon Flavoured Lubricant 57mlBaconlube - it's umami for your salami!

    We humans are incredibly varied individuals and contrary to the proverb, what’s good for the goose isn't always good for the gander, not directly anyway. When discussing your turn ons with your partner you won’t be surprised to find that you don’t just like having different buttons pushed, you in fact have different buttons all together.

    But what if their buttons are slightly more... oblong than you’re used to?

    What would you say if your partner paused mid passion to whisper sweetly in your ear; “I want to slather you with bacon and eat it off of you?”

    Even if you’re not vegetarian or vegan this request is likely to stop you dead in your tracks. There can’t be that many people who share such a niche erotic desire to be smeared with bacon... can there?

    If that’s so, why in the name of all that is sexy does J&D’s Baconlube exist?

    This sizzling solution is a water-based lubricant that’s ideal for splashing all over your boudoir and body. Plus it’s guaranteed not to burn you, leave grease stains all over your favourite lingerie or annoy PETA as it’s 100% vegan friendly. Best of all it smells and tastes of sweet, succulent, tasty, fresh cooked... arrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh *dribble* BACON.

    Baconlube is a limited edition product. We don’t know how much Baconlube J&D made, but we’re lapping it up while stocks last.

    A vegan-friendly, flavoured porking that will leave you squealing like a piggy? Awesome!

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