• "Arrested and slapped with a restraining order..." Sex Toys Review Round-Up

    It's been a surprising week of lust, monsters and arresting developments in your sex toy reviews this week. But what exactly were the hits and misses, and what bad behaviour would warrant a restraining order? Read on to find out.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker

    Enjoying the classic Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker was Satoshi who found that a little bit of lube made for a magic combination. "Add a tiny bit of silicone lube in a wet setting however and this stroker turns into a shower monster!" Read the review.

     

    Total Ecstasy Triple Stimulator Rabbit Vibrator

    Something's been troubling the randy rabbit, who reviewed the Total Ecstasy Triple Stimulator Rabbit Vibrator. "The box size alone gave me palpitations." But how did the rabbit perform in the end? Read the review.

     

    Bathmate Goliath Hydrotherapy Penis Pump

     Providing an entertaining insight to the Bathmate Goliath Hydrotherapy Penis Pump was jamsmeister who soon found out that "My schlong is more like a power wanger of passion!" Read the review.

     

    Lust Dust Triple Pack with Brush

    Writing an excellent, sex boffin review of the Lust Dust Triple Pack with Brush was toycar69. "This works best on a slightly moist surface. One word of warning though: the first moist surface that comes to mind is probably not a good idea, as this stuff is basically sugar." Read the review.

     

    Wild Orchid 10 Speed Motion Sensor Massager

    Englishrose pointed out the message of the Wild Orchid 10 Speed Motion Sensor Massager's packaging, which could lead to a spell in prison. "I don't however, recommend following the box's recommendation: "Touch a secret partner just close by..." That sort of thing is liable to get you arrested and slapped with a restraining order..." Read the review.

    Got some free time this weekend? Or need to relax after some hectic Christmas shopping? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.

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