"Get ready to yank them off!" Sex Toys Review Round-Up
It's been a crazily busy week, with huge numbers of sex toy reviews being submitted. Are you all tucking into your Christmas stocking early, by any chance?
This week's sex toy review round up
Kicking proceedings off this week is toycar69 who reviewed the Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy. Girls, look away now (or prepare to wince) as "it's now starting to look a little worse for wear around the entrance: poor little Sasha now has a perineal tear." Read the review.
A triangulated Christmas present with a difference, Tupperwareheart gives us the lowdown on the Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager. "Unless you’ve dated someone who has a toblerone in their pants, the Aurora will be a completely new sensation." Read the review.
Nattily-named Giraffe tongue inadvertently lets slip his favourite James Bond-esque spying technique in his review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker. "Make sure that no one is holding a glass to the wall next door..." Read the review.
Reviewing a counter and dice game the (S-E-X Dice Game) was the aptly named chipNroll. Making a fantastic point about erotic games she says, "nobody wants their brain to be their hardest working organ during a sex game." So did it hit the mark? Read the review.
It was vintagefree who gave us the one-liner of the week in their review of the His and Hers Vibrating Rocket and Ring Kit."Grab on to your knickers girls, and get ready to yank them off!" Seems like this kit was an instant hit! Read the review.
Have you treated yourself to some early Christmas presents? Let everyone know how you got on with your sparkly new toys by adding a new review.