"We can turn great sex into corr-blimey-hell-yeah-woocha sex!" Sex Toys Review Round-Up
Has it really been a whole week since the last sex toy reviews round up? Even though the week has flown by, you've managed to pack the orgasmic experiences in and report back with vim and vigour.
So what has been turning great sex into the "corr-blimey-hell-yeah-woocha" variety? And what's "not for use with windows open"? Read on...
This week's sex toy review round up
The beautifully thick Evolved Fleur De Lis Pure Waterproof Vibrator brought such pleasure to suze09 that she declares: "This is not for use with windows open (neighbour was watering his plants!)." Unfortunately, it was the vibe making most of the noise. Read the review here.
The ever-popular, and delightfully gentle Mini Flower Power Body Balm Orgasm Enhancer won over another fan in Rowan who notes that "'Tingle' to many companies (that shall remain nameless) seems to translate as 'burns like the fire of a thousand suns'. Not this." Read the review here.
A flurry of first reviews was submitted by new member timid-adventurer, who shed some light on their sex life with the Love Light Glow In The Dark Condoms that "make any man's member look pretty impressive... and a little bit like a sexual light saber." Mmmmnaummnnnmmm. Read the review here.
It wasn't a sex toy that made MrsP turn "great sex into corr-blimey-hell-yeah-woocha sex!" - it was the Monogamy: A Hot Affair Game. If you're looking to regain lost spice, have a go and see what it can do! Read the review here.
A great one-liner from telemachus on the "frack-tastic" Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Classic Dildo 8 Inch. "It looks on the website like some sort of mutant purple crayon from outer space." But, thankfully, feels a darn sight better. Read the review here.
If you've had out-of-this-world orgasmic times, let everyone know and add a new review.