• "Limited in metal dildo experience - try putting that on your CV!" Sex Toys Review Round-Up

    Confirmation that you're a picky bunch comes from cheapthrills this week who tells us, "if they made a toy with unlimited vibrations that went off the Richter scale, I’d still call for more".

    So what exactly has been working your difficult-to-push buttons this week?


    This week's sex toy review round up

    Vibrating Anal Love Beads

    I think we can safely say that the Vibrating Anal Love Beads did not do anything for farmers wife. For more enjoyment, she suggests you, "might as well shove a pencil up your arse with a noisy blender going on in the background". Ouch.

     

    Sexy Shiny King Size Sheet

    Taking a more pragmatic approach, hideandseek enjoyed the Sexy Shiny King Size Sheet though, "chattering teeth aren't attractive, even if sticky-up nipples are!" With a bit of lube, it seems she had all the fun of the fair though. "You go flying and we nearly shot off the other side of the bed".

     

    Waterproof Vibrating Butt Plug Extra Large

    A discerning member, Cheapthrills found The Waterproof Vibrating Butt Plug could not quite compare to an epic earthquake, but "even if they made a toy with unlimited vibrations that went off the Richter scale, I’d still call for more: greedy I know". But we're pleased to hear him report that this toy, "would be in my top 10... (I have a fairly extensive collection)". Praise from a connoisseur!

     

    Duracell 1.5V 'N' Size LR1 Battery

    We suspect telemachus may have been thinking of this very review round up when reporting on the Duracell 1.5V 'N' Size LR1 Battery. She says, "the black and gold colour combination really turns me on. Grr". Each to their own.

     

    Tantus Alumina Motion Dildo

    That BashfulBabe is at it again! Adding the Tantus Alumina Motion Dildo to her collection, she decides against popping it on the résumé, "limited in metal dildo experience - try putting that on your CV!" Lord Sugar will be most disappointed. Hopefully this simple dildo will tone down her colourful collection... "Seriously, looking in my toy box is a stroke risk, it's like a clown exploded".

     

    If your toy box is bursting at the seams and you've got a great recommendation, go ahead and give us your verdict by adding a new review.

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