• Who gets your vote in the 2010 General Erection?

    General Erection Love Ring for just 10p We've gone election mad... And erection mad, too!

    While stocks last, our amazing best-selling BASIC Vibrating Love Ring (RRP £1.99) is available as a super-special General Erection Love Ring for a frankly bonkers 10p. Yes, just 10p!

    But wait, there's a catch!

    To buy the ring, you have to admit which of the three would-be Prime Ministers you'd most like to have sex with - or least dislike to have sex with, as the case may be.

    Will it be Gordon, David or Nick - the nation decides!

    Votes cost 10p till midnight 21 April, and then cost 25p on 22 April.

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