Get On Up, Like A Sex Machine!
If you’ve ever seen a sex machine in action, then I think it’s safe to say that you’ve also had a strong desire to try one out.
Whereas the idea of a ‘mechanical sex simulator’ doesn’t sound very sexy, the reality is so sexy that you may just need a lie down after reading this guide!
From the budget to the luxury, LoveHoney has a sex machine to suit you...
Move over Sybian, there’s a new toy in town...
If you’ve ever watched porn with a sex machine in, more than likely it’s been a Sybian. These super powerful machines are so expensive to ship to the UK that it’s impossible for retailers to make any kind of profit on them. This, coupled with the enormous price tag to the customer, has instantly led the Sybian to become a porn fantasy rather than a bedroom actuality.
But don’t worry! If you love the idea of a sex machine but don’t want to have to re-mortgage your house to afford one, we have the perfect solution...
Say hello to the Louisiana Lounger! As one of our most popular sex machines, the Louisiana Lounger consists of an inflatable bed and a series of three thrusting, pumping, vibrating sex toys to attach to it.
Unlike the Sybian, you can comfortably lie down with the Louisiana Lounger, which provides a more realistic sexual experience. Suitable for both men and women, it even comes with a set of cuffs for a little bondage fun!
At just under £100, the Louisiana Lounger is a great first time sex machine for those on a budget.
Stuck on space
If you’ve been put off the thought of owning a sex machine due to the amount of space they take up, then we’ve got a bunch of frisky little fucking machines that will fit neatly into the smallest of bedrooms.
The Magical Ball Sex Machine is small but powerful, with a thrusting speed that ranges from 60rpm all the way up to 360rpm! So whether you like it soft and tender or wild and rampant, this mini machine can fulfil your every desire.
Not only that, but the Magical Ball Sex Machine can be operated from a distance using the wireless remote control. This makes it great fun for couples and singles alike.
If you fancy something petite but versatile, check out the Love Sex Machine. Small and inconspicuous, the Love Sex Machine resembles a mini pull-along suitcase and can easily fit under your bed.
With a choice of six different sex toys, suitable for both him and her, this adjustable, easy-to-use, totally orgasmic sex machine is sure to deliver.
Suit you, sir!
Sex machines aren’t just for her pleasure; there are plenty on the market especially designed for him too!
The Som Hand Job Sex Machine is the ultimate in hands-free experience. Let the firm hand move smoothly up and down your shaft, using the supplied silicone real-feel sleeve to stroke you to satisfaction.
The controller used to change the speed of the Som Hand Job Sex Machine also doubles up as a powerful vibrator, making it perfect for teasing the perineum and anus.
There’s also the Som Rocket Sex Machine For Him. This magnificent machine perfectly replicates the feeling of oral sex with its specially angled head and deep-throat textured sleeve.
Just lie back with the base beneath you and let the pumping head do all the work!
Hints and Tips
- When buying a sex machine, take into account the type of stimulation you prefer. If you like powerful vibrations then go for something like the Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat but if you prefer a deep thrust, check out the Ultimate Thrusting Sex Machine.
- Sex machines tend to be very loud so be careful if you live with housemates or parents!
- Always use a lubricant with your sex machine. Unlike a partner, your sex machine doesn’t know when to stop and reapply lube so use your judgement and take breaks.
- Cleanliness is highly important with your sex machine so make sure you clean all the parts that touch your body thoroughly and all other surfaces at least get wiped down with a damp cloth and a few squirts of LoveHoney SQWERTY Advanced Sex Toy Cleaner.
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