• Sex Toys... For Dogs?!

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    by Lovehoney on 26 November 2009 4 comments  |  Add a comment
    Sex Toys... For Dogs?!

    In my days as a writer for Lovehoney, I’ve seen some very strange things.

    From members of the warehousing team dropping trou’ to try the Remote Control Hands-Free Electro Stimulator, to vibrators that shave off your pubes at the same time. No day at LH HQ could ever be considered ‘average’.

    However, there seems to be a spate of animal themed sex toys and naughty products at the moment and it’s making me feel a little uneasy to say the least.

    Dog Sex ToyNow I’m not talking about the Lovehoney office dog with its single penetratable orifice.

    I’m totally cool with him.

    We’re like bro’s.

    I’m talking about sexy costumes for dogs and the equally as strange canine chastity belt.

    Firstly, who is the sexy costume for dogs supposed to attract? Other dogs? Men? Anyone with a school girl dog fetish?

    Secondly, why? Why does a dog need a chastity belt? Why does a dog need clothes? And why was anyone stupid enough to take a moulding of a Timber Wolf’s penis?

    If you have an answer to any of these questions, please let me know in the comments below.

    But if you don't think there's enough pleasure products for pets, then we suggest you try a Fleshlight (the one with the butt) for man's best friend instead.

     

    Category: Sex News

    Comments (4)

    • Emma Garratt: November 26, 2009 14:17
      What a very random, unnecessary article! x
    • LoveHoney - Ruth: November 27, 2009 11:32
      Or an interesting insight in to the crazy world of sex toys?!
    • becks: November 27, 2009 17:08
      Well a chastity belt for dogs isn't new, they have been around for centuries, most of us if we want our dogs not to have puppies will neuter or spay them ... but if you're a breeder you can't do that but you still want to control when and how your bitch gets pregnant = chastity belt.

      Makes a sort of sense --- although given this bizzare world i'm sure there are other situations less ethical to the dog ... bx

    • Em: December 07, 2009 05:27
      Creepy. I'd hate to think someone would abuse their pet in such a way.
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