• Sex Toys: Renamed

    Sex Toys: Renamed

    Everyone at Lovehoney is encouraged to brainstorm and come up with new ideas for sex toys and naughty products.

    Without these periods of creativity and inspiration, the Death By Orgasm range wouldn’t exist and neither would the brilliant, 5 star rated, Lovehoney SQWERTY Advanced Sex Toy Cleaner.

    During one of these brainstorming sessions, a few of us got carried away with the idea of a series of sex toys based on our favourite songs.

    We then started renaming anything and everything on the Lovehoney shelves with songs by bands such as The Smiths, Faith No More, AC/DC, Ted Nugent and even Britney Spears.

    Check out our list of renamed sex toys below, then add your own in the comments section or over at the Lovehoney Community!


    Bonershaker LadyshakerReal Name: Bonershaker/Ladyshaker His and Hers Massager
    Renamed: ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ by AC/DC

    Real Name: Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator
    Renamed: “Everyone’s Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey” by The Beatles

    Doc Johnson Great American Challenge DildoReal Name: Doc Johnson Great American Challenge Huge Dildo
    Renamed: ‘Epic’ by Faith No More

    Real Name: Chocolate Body Paint
    Renamed: ‘Paint a Vulgar Picture’ by The Smiths

    Bondage Boutique Xtreme Leather Chain CollarReal Name: Bondage Boutique Xtreme Leather Chain Bondage Collar
    Renamed: ‘Stranglehold’ by Ted Nugent

    Real Name: Chloe Patent Platform Stiletto Shoes
    Renamed: ‘Strutter’ by KISS

    Adam and Eve Realistic ejaculating dongReal Name: Adam and Eve Realistic Ejaculating Dong
    Renamed: ‘Jizzlobber’ by Faith No More

    Real Name: TENGA Egg Wavy
    Renamed: ‘Holding My Own’ by The Darkness

    Doc Johnson The Fist Of Adonis DildoReal Name: Doc Johnson The Fist of Adonis Dildo
    Renamed: ‘My Fist, Your Face’ by Aerosmith

    Real Name: EXS Black Fantasy Coloured Condoms
    Renamed: ‘Paint It Black’ by The Rolling Stones

    ID Juicy LubeReal Name: ID Juicy Lube Flavoured Lubricant
    Renamed: ‘Lick It Up’ by KISS

    Real Name: Durex Play Heat Lubricant
    Renamed: ‘Hotter Than Hell’ by Motley Crue

    Stud 100 Premjact Delay SprayReal Name: Stud 100 Premjact Delay Spray
    Renamed: ‘My Gun Go Off’ by 50 Cent

    Real Name: Deluxe Leather and Lycra Gimp Mask
    Renamed: ‘I’m a Slave 4 U’ by Britney Spears

    Comments (1)

    • Epiphora: November 22, 2009 11:37
      LOL. "My Fist, Your Face" -- yes!
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