• Top Ten Sexy Hotels

    Top Ten Sexy Hotels

    Whether you're looking for a long romantic getaway or a dirty weekend of hardcore, out-and-out, going-at-it-like-rabbits, utterly decadent, unstoppably sexy, rampant filth, take a little advice from our top ten sexy hotels list and you won't be disappointed...

    From the cosy and romantic to the practically pornographic, with this list of hotels, there really is something for everyone.

    1. Morgans Hotel, St Martin's Lane, London, England
    Not only is this hotel located in London's ultra glamorous Westminster but it is so uniquely sexy that you may not actually leave your room the entire time you're there!

    With sleek white furniture, colour changing mood-lighting and glass walls you won't be able to resist the allure to get down and dirty...

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: Have sex up against those floor-to-ceiling glass walls that overlook one of the trendiest parts of London! Nothing is more rebellious or exhibitionistic!


    2. Hotel Pelirocco, Brighton, England
    Pelirocco Durex Play RoomEveryone knows about Brighton's saucy reputation but this little gem is hidden away in an innocuous seaside town-house that betrays it's rather boring exterior.

    With a range of amazing accommodation including Betty's Boudoir, the Durex Play Room and the Nookii Room, you're sure to find something to tickle your fancy, and the menu of room-service goodies including vibes, whips, paddles and porn is sure to brighten up any rainy day!

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy:Erotic filmmaker, Petra Joy, filmed an amazing series of scenes in the Durex Play Room at the Pelirocco, ending with an orgy on the massive circular bed! Have a go at recreating some of those scenes yourself, then get clean in the giant plunge bath afterwards!

    3. Costa Verde Hotel, Costa Rica, USA
    Not only is this hotel located in one of the most amazing parts of the world, it also has a series of incredibly romantic and sex-worthy rooms that will leave you in awe!

    If you fancy joining the Mile High Club but don't want to put up with smelly airplane toilets, check out their 727 Fuselage home. This two-bedroom suite has been created from a refurbished vintage 1965 Boeing 727 aeroplane and has all the luxury amenities required for a horny holiday!

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: A little bit of captain and air stewardess role-play, complete with costumes, is an absolute must!

    4. The Library Hotel, New York, USA
    The Dewey Decimal Selection of RoomsOh this hotel gets my inner geek all hot and bothered!

    Each room in this stunning, contemporary hotel is dedicated to one of the ten major categories in the Dewey Decimal System with room 800.001 inspired by the corresponding subcategory - Erotic Literature.

    Soft plump beds, spacious bathrooms and a selection of books to arouse the mind and indulge the senses.

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: A heated intellectual debate over dinner then retiring to the bedroom to finish it once and for all! Talk nerdy to me, grrr!

    5. One By The Five, Paris, France
    Themed rooms can often come across as tacky, like a bad episode of Changing Rooms, but One By Five in France's capital city mixes its sensual themes with practicality, creating a series of suites which are simply sensational!

    The bedrooms have floating beds and a ceiling that lights up with individual, twinkling stars, the bathrooms are dark and brooding, laden with mirrors to catch all the action and the lounge areas are covered in sumptuous red velvet; a real treat for soft skin!

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: An evening of teasing at one of the many local clubs followed by a night of passion under the starry ceiling. Bonus points for spotting constellations during the post-sex cuddles!

    6. Anantara, Koh Samui, Thailand
    Anantara, Koh SamuiWhether you splash out on a Royal Suite or keep it simple with a Deluxe room, you're sure to love the beauty and romance that surrounds this gorgeous hotel.

    Admire the tropical island views from your third-floor sanctuary or sip champagne in the deep terrazzo tub built for two!

    If you do decide to spend a little extra, you'll be treated to a four-poster bed, a double-balcony and private plunge pool - if that isn't indulgence, I don't know what is!

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: Wake up in cool cotton sheets, roll out of bed and enjoy a balcony bonk overlooking the sea and sand.

    7. The Lighthouse, Llandudno, Wales
    It's understandable why Wales doesn't strike many as a romantic destination but this amazing fortress style lighthouse is perfect for those who are looking for a more classic experience to their naughty night in.

    The Victorian rooms are classically designed with features such as vintage and antique furniture and 280 degree sea views.

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: With en-suite shower rooms, you can get hot and heavy AND wet and wild at the same time! Then once you've dried off (and cleaned up) you can relax and unwind whilst overlooking the view.

    8. The Residence, Bath, England
    The Residence Hotel BathOn the outside, it's a beautiful Georgian building with a luxury facade.

    On the inside, it's a magnificent den designed for indulgence and opulence!

    Each room has a massive plasma TV, perfect for watching something to get you in the mood, and a sturdy wooden bed that is sure to support you, whatever position you end up in!

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: A night in The King Room will inspire you to get down and dirty on the heated floor, up-close-and personal in the luxury shower and hot and heavy next to the marble fireplace.

    9. El Questro Homestead, Kimberley, Australia
    One million acres of the most gorgeous countryside lies at your feet with this gorgeous hotel. Not only is it impressive to look at but it's perfect for getting "lost" in for some outdoorsy naughtiness!

    And once you're done exploring the wilderness (and each other) retire to one of the many rooms that is designed for further naughtiness.

    The Chambelain Suite has a private outdoor double deluxe bath that overlooks the Chamberlain Gorge and the Homestead Rooms have a personalised mini bar, catered to your specific desires!

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: Put a little of your favourite music on the Bose Sound System then see where the mood takes you...

    10. La Sommita, Puglia, Italy
    La Sommita, Puglia, ItalyThere's something very kinky about having sex in a hotel that looks a little like a monastery...

    If you fancy a little blasphemy, book into this amazing designer den with its sculpted stone walls and sensual spa set deep inside an underground vault.

    Each room is made up of virginal white and ivory tones leaving you feeling even naughtier after each lustful peek at your partner.

    Ultimate Hotel Fantasy: Book into the 'Le Volte' Master Suite and bring out the bondage! The pure white interior is just begging to be 'corrupted' by a little leather, rubber and pvc!

    Comments (1)

    • Coops: September 13, 2014 18:06
      Does anyone know of any hotels with mirrored ceilings/full length mirrors in the midlands? Would like to take my wife away for a dirty weekend!
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