• 13 Inch Dildo - One Of The Many Search Terms That Leads To Lovehoney

    13 Inch Dildo - One Of The Many Search Terms That Leads To Lovehoney

    If you're searching for something naughty on the internet, your search engine will often lead you to the Lovehoney site - after all, we have aisles and aisles of filth here!

    Occasionally, however, Google will throw you a curve ball and you'll end up on Lovehoney when you're searching for something entirely unrelated.

    By using incredible technology and magic squeezed from the udders of a unicorn, we are able to see which search terms land people on the Lovehoney site and if we're doing our absolute best to cater to those lost and forlorn web users.

    By analysing the data, we were able to find the top 500 search terms containing the word 'inch' that sent visitors to Lovehoney during the month of June 2009.


    Here are the top 10 sexy search terms (containing the word 'inch') that sent people to Lovehoney:

    1. "2 inch human clitoris image"
    So popular that stock photography sites will be getting in on the action soon.

    2. "+18 inches huge monster"
    I don't think I've levelled up to that one in World of Warcraft yet...

    massive dildos 'R' us3. "12 inch horse dildo"
    Is the horse supposed to be 12 inches? Or is it a 12 inch dildo to be used on a horse? Or maybe it's a 12 inch dildo shaped like a horse? Too many questions...

    4. "14 inch dildo inside me"
    I'm surprised you can still type...

    5. "18 inch anal dildo going all the way up her ass"
    Not too specific then?

    6. "3 inch circumference dick in clit"
    OMG! Don't you know that if you put dick in clit you'll catch pregnancy?! Better watch out for that...

    TSX Big Jake Massive Dildo7. "bbigestest 50inch black dildo"
    Sadly the bbigestest dildo we do on Lovehoney is only 19 inches long... we've got a lot of catching up to do!

    8. "12 inch schlong erotic"
    No. The word 'schlong' is never erotic.

    9. "6 inch porn stars"
    Mini porn star figurines - gotta catch 'em all!

    10. "20 inch destruction sex"
    Oh, destruction sex! My second favourite, next to apocalypse anal...

    Comments (2)

    • ROFL: August 25, 2009 09:02
      Soooo funny. More please!!!!
    • poppy904: August 28, 2009 02:08
      i giggles like a schoolgirl for a good 5 mins after reading that!! x
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