• The Worst Things To Hear During Sex

    Lovehoney's most recent online poll was created to find out the worst things to hear during sex. With an array of clickable options and the opportunity to write your own answer, the results were interesting, intriguing and hilarious!

    According to the survey, the worst sound to hear during sex is the front door closing, which took first place with 24 percent.

    What is the worst sound to hear during sex?

    The second worst sound to hear during sex is the sound of your partner screaming the words 'I love your mum'. I have to agree - that's enough to put anyone off their stroke!

    Bizarrely, clocking in at only 1percent was the sound of farm animals - apparently Lovehoney customers can really keep their concentration during those al fresco sessions.

    The best thing about this poll was the answers for those who clicked 'Other'.

    16 percent of people clicked 'Other' and wrote their least favourite sound in the box provided. Some of the other worst sounds to hear during sex included:

    1. A loud fart
    2. "I feel sick"
    3. Someone else's name
    4. Children
    5. "Show me where your mother lives!" (Hat tip to all Ross Noble fans)
    6. "Pass me a duster, I see a cobweb on the ceiling"
    7. "Would you mind if I get a yoghurt?"
    8. Your mate breathing heavily in the corner
    9. Abba
    10. "Touch me harder, Tom Cruise"

    Take part in the newest Lovehoney poll and you can see the answers here within the next few weeks!

    Comments (2)

    • wend: July 29, 2009 23:57
      heres another one, "Pull me nighty down when you finished"
      thats just a classic line.
    • jo: August 12, 2009 22:53
      Mobile/telephone ringing
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