• Top Ten Porn Star Tweets

    Top Ten Porn Star Tweets

    Take a look into the Twitter lives of your favourite pornstars and embrace the feeling of reassurance as you realise that they Tweet about the same boring crap that we do...


    Nikki Rhodes
    "i feel like a dude...i only wanna follow hot chicks on twitter...but my dirty mind twists what they say...hmmm, idk what to think about that"

    539 followers
    40 following

    I think that's the purpose of Twitter...


    EnterBelladonna
    "Shower, shave, rub sweet almond oil all over my body and play with my butthole before Sean Michaels gets to it."

    10,521 followers
    20 following

    Hey! That's the way I like to start my day off too!


    Joanna Angel's Multispeed Waterproof VibratorJoannaAngel
    "I am watching Hannah Montana"

    4,876 followers
    364 following.

    Everyone has a right to watch crappy teen shows. Even porn stars.


    GinaLynn
    "I must of dropped my buss cc out of my wallet at Miami airport. $3000 this fucker already used. Freaking and can't to anything till Mon!"

    3,055 followers
    19 following.

    Twitter sometimes makes you glad that you aren't a porn star - if anyone got hold of my credit card they'd be able to spend a maximum of about 30 pence on it.


    Bree Olson CyberSkin Extra Long Vibrating PussyBreeOlson9
    "What should I name my gun? It's a 9mm glock 19."

    4,078 followers
    12 following

    Name it Percy. Also, I don't know if I am frightened or turned on right now.


    TaraLynnFox
    "I wanna get laid!"

    1,127 Followers
    17 Following

    Don't we all...


    EvaAngelinaXXX
    "I just paid 8 bucks for a bowl of fucking rice and beans...grrrrr"

    4,601 followers
    85 following

    The credit crunch is affecting everyone. Including rice and bean farmers. And Eva Angelina.


    ZakSmithSabbath
    "if i died just now, what they'd've found on me: 3 condoms, pair of 3-fingered gloves, 4 shell casings, Thus Spake Zarathustra audiobook"

    133 Followers
    46 Following

    This guy must have some seriously big pockets. That's not a euphemism. I'm genuinely intrigued by his pockets.


    Jenna Haze Love DollJenxstudios (Jenna Haze)
    "Just left the movie theater."

    8,976 followers
    80 following

    Twitter takes all the fun out of stalking someone.


    ShawnaLeneeXXX
    "Woah. My BF just walked into my room, broke up with me, & took off. WTF. Is my Kindle getting too much attention. I'm confused & sad."

    1,921 followers
    1,960 following

    Dude, like, WTF? OMG!!1!!!ELEVENTY!


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