• Damaged by Disembodied Arse - Why Working At Lovehoney Isn't All Fun and Games

    Damaged by Disembodied Arse - Why Working At Lovehoney Isn't All Fun and Games

    You may think that working for the UK's biggest and best online sex toy retailer is a laugh a minute but it's actually a very serious job fraught with danger.

    From getting lube in your eye to getting trapped under an avalanche of cock, if you're not on your guard all these things can catch you out and lead to serious injury or in some extreme cases a trip to the first aid box.

    Today, there was such an incident. An incident so traumatic and horrifying, that it hurts to speak of it even now.

    Late in the afternoon, as part of my 'measure all the orifices in the building' project, I had to retrieve the Adam and Eve Carmen Luvana Doggy Style CyberSkin Pussy and Ass from one of the top shelves in the warehouse.

    Weighing in at over 4 kilos, Carmen Luvana's arse is exceptionally heavy and instantly slipped from my hands when I went to pick it up. Being a total hero; I went to grab it before it hit the ground and mortally wounded myself in the process.

    Carmen Luvana's arse sheared a layer of skin off my thumb and required emergency plaster-based surgery.

    My thumb got damaged by a falling arse

    As you can see from the photos, it was pretty bad.

    This is the kind of danger we here at Lovehoney face every day! Tomorrow a Clone-A-Willy might spontaneously combust, but these are the risks we take to bring you the best sex toys in all the land.

    Comments (3)

    • JayGee: May 28, 2009 12:45
      On behalf of the Orgasm Army, award yourself a VC. Or should that be a D&C? And a chocolate biscuit! Comrade, we salute you.
    • Imelda Imelda: May 28, 2009 20:19
      Oh dear poor you Carly but your plaster is exceptionally funky!
    • Richard - LoveHoney: June 01, 2009 09:57
      We made sure that Carly filled in the accident at work book. And she has been sent for arse-handling training so it won't happen again.
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