The shy person's guide to talking dirty

Talking dirty is a great way to enliven a dull relationship and now even the shy and retiring types can learn how...

If you want to talk dirty but can't bring yourself to, make a tape or leave a voicemail on their mobile (never, ever leave it on their answering machine at home – we've all seen the sitcoms), write a sexy e-mail, send a text or instant message, leave a note in their pocket or wallet, hell, write a message on the mirror in the steam from the shower.

Or call them at work when you know they can't answer back and tell them exactly what you've got planned for that night. "Just thought you'd like to know I'm masturbating right now because I can't wait to be inside you later," then hang up.

For more interesting and inventive tips for your sex life, take a look at Hot Sex and see what you can try out tonight!