• The Lovehoney Shootout Survey

    The Lovehoney Shootout Survey

    More than 1,000 ejaculations later, the results of Britain's first ever hands-on male masturbation survey are in! We wanted to find out the average number of strokes it takes a guy to ejaculate when he masturbates. The Shootout Survey was a rigorous scientific study that involved more than 1,000 participants.

    To help with the research, we sent every subject a sachet of Stroke 29, the masturbation cream that changes consistency on the 29th stroke. Would our subjects keep going past the fabled 29th stroke, or would they pop their peanuts before reaching double digits?

    Respondents were asked to bash the bishop and then return to the Shootout Survey Web site to complete an exhaustive questionnaire which asked a series of probing questions about the length and style of the manual manipulation.



    The Shootout Survey Results!

    The lubes have been used, the knuckles shuffled and the surveys completed. The results are in!

    Total surveys completed: 1,007
     
    Surveys from gay men: 124
    Surveys from straight men: 736
    Surveys from bisexual men: 132
    Surveys from none of the above: 15
     
    Suveys from left-handers: 131
    Surveys from right-handers: 723
    Surveys from ambidextrous men: 153

     

    Average Strokes To Cum: 59
     
    Average Strokes To Cum - gay men: 54
    Average Strokes To Cum - straight men: 62
    Average Strokes To Cum - bisexual men: 54
     
    Average Strokes To Cum - left-handers: 58
    Average Strokes To Cum - straight men: 60
    Average Strokes To Cum - ambidextrous: 55

    The shock news is that straight men last longer than gay men. Who would have thought it? Certainly not us (we don't think much about anything).

    And left-handers have been edged out by right-handers in the effort to be the most long-lasting self-loving lotharios.


    The Shootout Survey Results by Handedness

    Question Left hander Right hander Ambidextrous Total
    Surveys 131 723 153 1007
    Sexual preference
    Gay 29 68 27 124
    Straight 90 566 80 736
    Bi 11 80 41 132
    Neither 1 9 5 15
    Average strokes to come
    Strokes to come 58 60 55 59
    Did you wank with your
    Wanked left-handed 93 46 27 166
    Wanked right-handed 29 600 37 666
    One, then other 9 77 89 175
    What material did you use for 'inspiration'
    Pictures on a computer 19 74 18 111
    Pictures in a magazine 6 34 4 44
    Movie on DVD 15 101 17 133
    Movie on video 4 15 3 22
    Movie on computer 28 156 25 209
    Just your imagination 32 217 36 285
    A real live human being (and everything!) 27 126 50 203
    Were you wanking...
    On your own 96 590 83 769
    With a mate 30 110 53 193
    In the round 5 23 17 45
    What did you wank into?
    Your hand 55 298 41 394
    An old sock 11 49 13 73
    A handkerchief 20 110 11 141
    The sink (bathroom) 4 32 8 44
    The sink (kitchen) 3 6 3 12
    The sink (neighbour's) 3 12 18 33
    Plant pot 6 25 12 43
    Not saying 29 191 47 267
    Afterwards, did you have a feeling of...
    Intense joy 107 589 110 806
    Inadequacy and gloom 24 134 43 201

    The Shootout Survey Results by Sexuality

    Question Gay Straight Bi Neither Total
    Surveys 124 736 132 15 1007
    Handedness
    Left handers 29 90 11 1 131
    Right handers 68 566 80 9 723
    Ambidextrous 27 80 41 5 153
    Average strokes to come
    Strokes to come 54 62 54 41 59
    Did you wank with your
    Wanked left-handed 24 125 16 1 166
    Wanked right-handed 70 517 69 10 666
    One, then other 30 94 47 4 175
    What material did you use for 'inspiration'
    Pictures on a computer 19 72 17 3 111
    Pictures in a magazine 5 31 8 0 44
    Movie on DVD 24 92 15 2 133
    Movie on video 2 17 3 0 22
    Movie on computer 24 154 30 1 209
    Just your imagination 29 215 36 5 285
    A real live human being (and everything!) 21 155 23 4 203
    Were you wanking...
    On your own 76 606 80 7 769
    With a mate 41 105 42 5 193
    In the round 7 25 10 3 45
    What did you wank into?
    Your hand 56 283 50 5 394
    An old sock 15 41 15 2 73
    A handkerchief 4 125 12 0 141
    The sink (bathroom) 5 31 7 1 44
    The sink (kitchen) 2 7 2 1 12
    The sink (neighbour's) 11 13 8 1 33
    Plant pot 8 22 12 1 43
    Not saying 23 214 26 4 267
    Afterwards, did you have a feeling of...
    Intense joy 86 609 100 11 806
    Inadequacy and gloom 38 127 32 4 201
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