• Male masturbation - how to use male sex toys and Fleshlights

    Hello, boys! If you're feeling horny but have no-one to play with, ditch the tube sock, throw away those hankies and give your mitts a rest. Fleshlight and male sex toys are where it's at!

    Everywhere you look, sex toy companies, naughty magazines and 'adult' stores seem full to the brim with all sorts of erotic treats for girls. Rabbit vibrators, multi-action clit and G-spot stimulators, nipple clamps... they're spoilt for orgasmic choice! But why should you guys be left holding a tub of KY and a tissue? Well, not any more...

    Firstly, don't be embarrassed about addressing your sexual needs. If you're horny and single, or even looking for a bit extra while you're in a relationship, using a male sex toy for masturbation is a lot better than risking STIs on a one-night-stand or getting your hands messy. If you've never thought about buying a sex toy to aid masturbation, Fleshlights are perfect for pleasuring you with a realistic feel for monstrous orgasms.

    So give those hairy palms a vacation and invest in your very own Fleshlight sex toy. Trust us, your cock will thank you for it!

    What are Fleshlights?

    Pink Lady FleshlightQuite simply, chaps, the Fleshlight is the world's biggest-selling male masturbation toy ever. And quite rightly so! No longer will you have to plough through your drawer looking for an old sock in a fit of horniness; no longer will you have to litter your bedroom floor with crumpled-up tissues, and no longer will you have to spend time and money scouring a seedy nightclub looking for some action when your trusty Fleshlight can get you off in a fraction of the time/energy/money spent chasing skirt.

    Don't get us wrong, we're not saying that Fleshlights are the new sex, but they're the closest you'll get to the real thing from a male masturbator. The reason for that is because Fleshlights are made from a soft, pliable, non-vibrating Real Feel Super Skin sleeve that has been specially designed to replicate the feel of a woman's vagina and the sensation of penetrative sex. Quite simply, Fleshlights are the closest you'll get to 'doing it' without putting in the work.

    How do they work?

    ID Pleasure Lube 155mlUsing a Fleshlight couldn't be simpler. All you need to do is remove the gel insert from the Fleshlight's plastic case and submerge it in hot tap water – not boiling water. Once the gel insert has warmed to your desired temperature, shake off the excess water and place the gel insert back in the Fleshlight's plastic case.

    With your new toy ready to rock, add some lubricant to your penis, the orifice entry of the Fleshlight and the internal canal of the gel insert. Then gently insert your penis and thrust away as you would during normal penetrative sex. When it comes to choosing a lube to use with Fleshlights, water-soluble lubricants such as Aquaglide Original Lubricant, Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube or ID Pleasure Lube work best.

    Some guys like to leave the Fleshlight's small end cap on during use to create suction on the backstroke, while others use their hands to restrict airflow at the bottom of the Fleshlight for a more intense sensation. Whatever floats your boat, you won't be disappointed with your Fleshlight's performance.

    Why Fleshlights should be your No 1 toy

    If you're not convinced that the sensation of sex you get from using a Fleshlight is much better than jacking off to an old porn tape while using your rough mitts, then how about the fact that Fleshlights could make you a better lover? It doesn't matter if you're a porn star or porn geek in the bedroom, Fleshlights are a great way to improve your stamina and performance while giving you the chance to improve on your technique.

    Because Fleshlights have specially designed inserts to provide different sensations, you can enjoy working on your thrusting technique or develop new moves as well as being stimulated by the textures of the different sleeves available. After all, what better reason to spend half your time masturbating than increasing your sexual prowess and dynamic when it comes to the real thing?

    How to choose the Fleshlight for you

    When buying a Fleshlight, the girth of your penis is just as important as the length. It's therefore a good idea to measure your penis circumference and length before buying a Fleshlight because a good fitting will mean the difference between experiencing discomfort or loss of sensation during masturbation, and having an exhilarating orgasm.

    Fleshlight Case Ice ClearFleshlight cases are generally 10 inches in length and 2-2.5 inches in diameter at the entrance to 4 inches in diameter at the larger end. Generally speaking, the average penis size is 5-6 inches when erect with a girth of 4-5 inches. Guys with larger than average penises tend to opt for the Original Pink Lady Fleshlight, which has a larger orifice and entry canal compared to something like the Ultra Tight Fleshlight, which may better suit guys with smaller than average penises or those who enjoy an incredibly tight penetrative sensation.

    Colours and textures

    Another factor to consider when buying a Fleshlight is the colour. The Original Pink Lady Fleshlight is the most popular model in the range, but there is also the Mocha model, perfect for an Afro-Caribbean fantasy ride.

    Inside The Wonder Wave Fleshlight Insert!The type of insert you buy to go with your Fleshlight will have the biggest impact on your experience and ultimately your orgasm. If you want an intense orgasm, the Speed Bump insert will provide just that, with hundreds of soft massage beads to stimulate the head and shaft of your penis as you plunge and thrust, while the Super Ribbed insert features dozens of tightly packed soft ribs to keep your penis continuously stimulated (be careful to not over-lube this insert or you will lose the textured intensity). Or if you want something less intense, the Wonder Wave has textured, raised rings to send out stimulating waves and ripples while pressing in and pulling out.

    As tight as you like

    If you want a tight insert that grips your penis, go for the Super Tight or Ultra Tight insert. Velvety smooth and untextured, the Super Tight canal has a 13mm diameter and is often paired up with the Butt orifice to simulate anal sex. The Ultra Tight insert has an even tighter canal at 10mm, but the stretchy material means men of average size will have no problems using it as long they apply plenty of lube.

    If you've been choking the Bishop for so long that you've noticed a decrease in penis sensitivity, the Original (Regular) Fleshlight is a great way to make the transition from using your hands during masturbation and regaining penis sensitivity. Also, if you're looking to improve your sexual technique and prowess, the Stamina Training Unit is perfect for allowing you to practice your thrusting technique and training you to delay your orgasm before finally exploding onto the ridges of the insert.

    The different types of Fleshlights available

    Aside from choosing your very own Fleshlight, you can chose different orifices as well: mouth orifices are perfect for those who crave blow-job style stimulation; butt orifices are a big hit with guys who love the tight feel of anal sex; Vagina or Lady orifices suit guys with larger penises or those who are looking for a starter Fleshlight, and Discreet Fleshlights are ideal for guys who travel frequently or want to keep their toy under wraps from family and lovers.

    With so many inserts available, it makes sense to have a variety of Fleshlights to go with them. Apart from the Stamina Training Unit, which can not be sold separately from its insert, all the Fleshlights and inserts are interchangeable for varying sensations and effects.

    Pink Mouth FleshlightThe possibilities are endless and the only limits those of your imagination. But just for an example, if you're not getting enough BJ action, thrust your penis into the parting lips of the Pink Mouth Fleshlight and experience the silky smooth sleeve of Real Feel Super Skin and pretend you're getting head from one of the world's sexiest porn stars, or the girl next door if that's your thing. The Mouth Fleshlights also give off a luxurious vanilla aroma, adding to the overall feminine feel of these Fleshlights.

    We guarantee you'll spend more time playing with these 'torches' than any others you'll find in B & Q...

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