• The Complete Bloke's Guide to Knickers

    Want to buy some knickers for your partner but don't know your tangas from your hipsters? Read our easy to follow Complete Guide and you'll be a panty pro in no time!


    As Joey Tribbiani once said, "Thongs are a feat of engineering; it's amazing what they can do with such little material..."

    If you are similarly in awe of the thong but want to check out some different shapes and designs for your partner, our no-nonsense, easy to follow guide will explain each main variation of 'the knicker' so you know exactly what you're looking for when shopping in our lingerie section.

    In order to make your life a lot simpler, we've cut down the flouncy world of female underpants to 10 main styles, starting with some ultra-classy French knickers...


    French knickersHigh-waisted full, floaty panties that sit in the small of the back, skim the hips and buttocks then curve into a thong piece
    French Knickers Suitable for: Women with fuller bottoms and shapely hips
    Wear with: Empire line dress
    Why buy? To persuade your girl to have a Parisian-themed romp in some posh hotel room
    Celeb style: Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Kelly Brook



    ThongsA minimal coverage panty with wider sides than a G-string (see below), a triangle shaped front panel and a thin 'Y' or 'T' shaped back panel
    Thong Suitable for: Thongs suit most body shapes, especially slimmer figures, but it takes confidence to wear a thong and be comfortable in it
    Wear with: Pencil skirt
    Why buy? You can ogle your girl's booty bouncing around the bedroom
    Celeb style: Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton, Chantelle

    Hipsters
    Mid-coverage low-rise panties that sit on the hips and cling to the buttocks
    Hipsters Suitable for: Sleek figures with a flat tummy and toned hips
    Wear with: Hipster jeans
    Why buy? Makes your partner's buttocks look pert and juicy
    Celeb style: Sienna Miller, Jennifer Aniston

    Girl Boxers
    More high-waisted than hipsters with complete coverage of the buttocks
    Girl Boxers Suitable for: Any body shape
    Wear with: Tracksuit pants
    Why buy? To make her feel better when slobbing out in your boxers
    Celeb style: Britney Spears, Hilary Swank, Lily Allen

    Brazilian KnickersVery thin, high-leg ruffled panties that sit just above the hips
    Brazilian Knickers Suitable for: Long-legged beauties with firm thighs and trim bikini lines
    Wear with: Skimming mini dresses
    Why buy? So you can worship your girlfriend's perfect pins
    Celeb style: Gisele Bundchen, Eva Longoria, Mischa Barton


    Full BriefsMaximum coverage panties that aren't as high waisted as 'control' panties but just as wide across the hips and buttocks
    Suitable for: Full-figured women who prefer maximum coverage and complete support
    Wear with: Anything high-waisted and loose fitting - full briefs equal a huge visible panty line (VPL)!
    Why buy? Er, because you like your partner to wear the same underwear as your mum?
    Celeb style: Bridget Jones, Fern Britten, Lorraine Kelly


    Bikini BriefsIn between a thong and a brief, bikinis rest below the navel and a high-cut leg
    Suitable for: Sporty types who need flexibility from their panties
    Wear with: Skinny jeans
    Why buy? They're naughty without being full-on slutty
    Celeb style: Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Beckham, Brittany Murphy

    String bikini
    A sexy panty with string sides or ribbon ties that offers a wider back panel than a G-string
    String Bikini Suitable for: Well-toned curvaceous types with firm thighs and flat tummies
    Wear with: One of your old Hooter's T-shirts
    Why buy? Ripping off your girlfriend in the heat of the moment
    Celeb style: Pamela Anderson, Nicole Richie, Billie Piper


    G-String
    Also known as micro-pants and usually made from microfiber, these are the tiniest pants you can buy while still covering your girl's modesty
    G-String Suitable for: Sexy girls with bags of confidence
    Wear with: Tight, teeny dresses - there's no VPL!
    Why buy? Sending you into meltdown
    Celeb style: Katie Price, Jenna Jameson, Abi Titmuss
    High-cut BriefsModerate coverage brief that's cut very high on the leg
    Suitable for: Shorter women who need to add length to their legs and support their tummies
    Wear with: Butt-skimming, wide-leg trousers
    Perfect for: Making your partner's small but perfectly formed pins look longer
    Celeb style: Jessica Simpson, Kylie Minogue, Fern Cotton

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