• According to The Sun, Landlords Find Glut of Sex Toys

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    I don't even know how it would be possible, but The Sun tells me that one of the most commonly left behind items when people leave their rented homes are sex toys.


    People leave behind their sex toys.

    "The item most often left by tenants leaving rented property is a SEX TOY, a survey reveals.

    Blow-up dolls, condoms and even a pair of handcuffs fixed to a wall were among naughty rubbish landlords found."

    Let's not be crazy here, folks.  We spend money on our toys.  We love them.  They love us.  They should not be left behind like an unwanted bin bag.  If you're leaving them behind because you don't want the movers to come upon them or you don't have room to pack them, grab a cute lockable case to house all your little friends in.  But don't just abandon them.  They would never do that to you.

    If you've thought about leaving them behind because they've lived a full life and have no more service in them, remember to recycle them.  Either take them to your recycling centre to be thrown in with electronics (don't be embarrassed--seriously, we've all seen sex toys before) or if you've got a Rabbit, take advantage of the Lovehoney Rabbit Amnesty.

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