Venus Sex Show - Penis Shaped Salami
At the end of day two of the Venus Berlin Sex Show, a dump from the camera's memory reveals some random weirdness - most of it willy-shaped.
Have you ever noticed when you're at at deli counter in Sainbsbury's that the salami (titter) looks just like a (titter) penis (titter).
Well, somebody else has too, so they've taken sausage-tittering to the logical extreme and produced a salami THAT REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A PENIS! And they called it Mr Salami.
One slice or two?
This is exactly what it looks like - a pair of breasts in a picture frame. Initially we thought it might be a mammarian version if Big Mouth Billy Bass - a sort of Big Mouth Betty Breast - but try as we might, we couldn't make it sing.
This Fruildo thing is a bit odd. As you might guess from the name, it's a cross between fruit and a dildo - a jelly dildo that you can actually eat.
The idea is that you use it to pleasure your partner and then chow down on the extra-tasty snack. Strawberry and chocolate flavours are available, and, depending on how they're served, with or without fishy aftertaste.
Secret City is a virtual world a la Second Life where you can take on an alter-ego and go and shag anything in sight. I'm not entirely sure how that's different from Second Life - maybe everyone is Secret City is "up" for "it".
It's a giant penis-shaped water pistol. That is all. Nothing more to see here. Go on with your lives!
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