• Toy Joy Remote Vibrating Pleasure Pants...Use With Caution

    Toy Joy Remote Vibrating Pleasure Pants

    There is much goodness to the concept of vibrating panties. They're an easy way to enjoy toys--no holding, positioning, or moving--they are interactive...if you want to get a partner involved, most have handheld remotes that allow it; and they instantly ratchet up your cache with people who will be impressed by your daring, kinky side.

    Let some random person spot Jessica Biel buying a pair and tell a blogger and the next thing you know, you've got an internet full of men who are drooling helplessly. Now, I can't promise you the same results--let's face it, we don't all have that great of an ass--but you're pretty much guaranteed a fun time.

    You would be advised, however, to be careful to try them out safely at home before you roam too far and wide. You know how you react when you have an orgasm? Right. Now imagine that happening while you're out shopping.

    For at least one poor woman, it isn't necessary to "imagine"...it really happened to her. Right in the middle of Asda. With the head knocking accident. The passing out. The paramedics...who have to turn off the panties. The discreet bag handed to her on check out...

    The lifetime of shopping in another town.

    Play, but play safely, peeps. No one wants to be water-cooler conversation...

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