• Love Labs Spiral Massage Glass Dildo 7-inch - Sex Toy of the Day

    What's yours called? We know a lot of you like to give your dildos names, but 'Swirly', the name given by this Orgasm Army reviewer to her Love Labs Spiral Massage Glass Dildo 7-inch, just seems - well, a bit short. Mr Swirly sounds much better to these ears... but you can't argue with her enthusiasm!


    'Ever get a bit bored of the old? Fancy a bit of *in* with the new?

    Well, friends, ladies and gentlemen... I am ESTATIC to announce that this is possibly THE best toy... *ever*.

    Let me describe to you the joy I felt as I heard the sharp rat-a-tat-tat of our devilishly handsome postie... made all the more handsome handing me over what I knew to be a glorious new toy to admire...! I'm sure he knew what was in that packet as I bounded back up the stairs and brandished the envelope at my sleepy man - No more sleep time! Play time!

    I felt like a very *naughty* kid as I bounced on the bed, ripping off the paper to reveal... ah.... it's so beautiful!

    The clear glass shaft is interspersed with deep blue swirls that made my eyes open wide... already I was imagining the delicious feeling of the glass ripples sliding into me!

    let me let you into a little secret... I have never had a glass toy before, and wanting to reach new heights and actually orgasm (yes, boys and girls, I am one of those unfortunate girlies that finds it so hard to orgasm, much to the frustration of my boyfriend) and I thought that this delightful new toy might just do the trick!!!

    So, I digress...

    Back to the fun! By now, my man had shaken off the last vestiges of sleepiness and was ready to "help" me use my toy... dirty man just loves the fact that he can make me squeal!!!

    I marvelled at the large head on it, it was truly large and when he started to push it inside me I felt really stretched, even with lubrication. It was such a nice feeling, feeling the shaft push inside me after the big head and my god I felt filled!

    The glass was so heavy inside me, and *OMG* it was so smooth! In that instant I was a changed woman. No more crappy jelly or rubber toys that seemed to stick, smelled bad and collected fluff... nuh-uh... glass all the way!

    The smoothness was so sensual and I could do nothing but relax, when I noticed that something very strange was happening...

    Every time that the bulbous head slipped into me, a beautiful beautiful feeling seemed to be building at the top of me, and I just became paralyzed! I managed to gasp out "faster"... and proceeded to squirt everywhere!

    Well, let me tell you, that even a tiny orgasm would be like the earth moving, but this feeling shook me to my core! In that moment, I fell in love with my new glass toy and christened it (in more ways than one) "Swirly"...

    Now Swirly goes everywhere with us... and I have never looked back.

    So girls (and guys, I imagine it feel just as good anally), rush your lovely selves online and flash the cash to get one of these beauties... I promise you, you will never look back.

    (and if you don't like it, just use it as an office paperweight - I'm sure you'd get as much pleasure out of it that way!)'

    You can buy the Love Labs Spiral Massage Glass Dildo 7-inch, or read all about our full range of glass dildos and metal dildos.

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