• Caterpillar Large Dildo - Sex Toy of the Day

    Caterpillar Large Dildo Here's a question for all you large dildo fans - we know length and girth are key factors when deciding which mega dong to buy, but how much do looks play a part? Not a lot for this Orgasm Army reviewer, who was sniffy about the ugliness of the Caterpillar Large Dildo, but still found it 'eye-wateringly impressive' to watch his wife filled to the brim with it. Hats off to Mrs Caterpillar!


    'Having bought my partner the John Holmes UR3 dildo and having found that I could - when she was lubricated and suitable worked up - slip two fingers in alongside it, I thought I'd try something a bit bigger.

    The caterpillar arrived and - blindfolded - I introduced her to it. I had to start her off with regular sized dildos, then the John Holmes, then two regular dildos and - finally - this monster.

    I thought I had 'over egged the pudding' I have to say: after a fair amount of working she gave out a gasp as I felt this start to slide inside and she had a monstrous orgasm, which was great!

    Afterwards she gave the caterpillar a try with her squatting and/or kneeling over it and 'self inserting'. She said she found that position easier, even in heels. Another orgasm ensued so I guessed I was on the right track, but it did leave her quite sore so I guess it's going to be an occasional toy, rather than a regular like John Holmes.

    It looked fantastic going into her fanny though, and stretching it really, really wide so - for those who like to watch this sort of thing (which I figure is most men) it's a real treat. The very stiff and heavy construction with the flat base makes it ideal for the sitting position and is very effective (my partner said) when - having placed it on a hard surface - she rocks backwards and forwards on it.

    On the down side it's actually quite ugly (compared to the John Holmes) and 'surreal' in shape and the material is quite smelly and 'plasticky'. But it is two thirds the price of the UR3 John Holmes so...'

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