• Sex Toy of the Day - Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Dildo 12-Inch

    Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12-inch Dildo Can you take the Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Dildo challenge? At Lovehoney we stock a variety of dildos that are perhaps best left for the brave and the bold - when we say large dildos we mean LARGE. But to some of you such a description is less a warning than a call to arms - why use the John Holmes Realistic 12-inch dildo? we might ask. Because it's there, you might answer. But pride comes before a fall, and sometimes it's easy to bite off a bit more than you can chew, as in the following review from Orgasm Army...


    "It sure is big in every way, no doubt about that. And hard as hell. Therein, I think, lies the rub (and you can trust me when I say this thing will NOT likely rub you the right way). Its construction is surely part of what makes this such an unyielding, inflexible, texturally unpleasant dildo. But some folks simply won't be able to resist the challenge (there is an Everestian appeal, I suppose). Well, they're definitely in for one.

    To make something this big reasonably rigid requires a lot of material. Pictures really don't do it justice. And while John Holmes may have had a whopper, it wasn't anything like this, especially in thickness, and probably not in length either. This massive pole is heavy and incredibly dense from the big head right on down, and there's almost no give or softness to it AT ALL. The large, super-pronounced vein - bulging from just below that head and running the length of the super-straight shaft's underside - turns an already breathtaking girth into something intolerably uncomfortable.

    It's pretty much the same, straight, unvaryingly brutal stretch from top to bottom, and really might just as well be a log with a condom stretched on it. This is more of a router than a dildo. Must confess, however, that I did experience a pretty amazing anal orgasm sitting on this thing (and thrusting wasn't even remotely an option), but once was definitely enough."

    Ouch! If you think you can take it, buy the Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Dildo 12-Inch at Lovehoney, and for more dildonic challenges, check out our large dildo section.

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