• I'm horny at work

    Mini Rabbit VibratorFlower Power Lip Balm Orgasm EnhancerI hate mornings like these. I'm incredibly horny, I'm stuck in work and there's absolutely no chance of feigning illness to go home and fuck my neighbour.


    All I want is a good few inches of rock hard cock to pound me into oblivion for five minutes and I'll be fine. Failing that, someone to eat me out on my desk while the entire office looks on in lust and disgust would do quite nicely too.

    I've already been to the loo twice this morning, equipped both times with my Mini Rabbit Vibrator and Flower Power Orgasm Enhancer Balm, but it's not working. Why? Because firstly, each time I've been in there some annoying cow has used the cubicle next to me, and secondly it's no so erotic to stare at an advert for IBS while trying to make yourself come.

    There's only one person in work that I could fuck on my lunch break and not have any hassle from afterwards. We have a mutual understanding that sex is just sex, especially when you've got the horn and there's no-one better who's available to screw. I'll drop him an email now... Role on 1pm, I'm gonna fuck him into next week and back!

    Comments (3)

    • james: May 17, 2007 15:52
      *Bad* Kitty! Hope you got lucky... last time I felt super-horny and contacted an old fuck-buddy she just complained about her former boyfriend and played oblivious to my hints about putting her mouth to better use. Sigh...
    • John: May 20, 2007 18:06
      Bad Kitty,
      I stay horny just about all the time. I love screwing my wife in different positions. I can think about that and get horny. So donn't feel bad I stay horny all the time too! Sometimes I have to masterbate to releve the tension until I get home to my wife.
    • martin: April 17, 2009 07:36
      i feel you

      i probably wouldnt mind screwing you with my rock hard cock as well

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