• The Death of A Jack Rabbit Vibrator - Sex Toy of the Day

    Jack Rabbit Pearl vibrator Poor Orgasm Army cadet KLASSK... We can understand why many of you like to name your vibrators - the cute smiley face, the loveable tickling ears - but you may find, as in the following tale, that it makes you too emotionally attached!


    'My first rampant rabbit 'RIGSBY' died quite some time ago much to my dismay. He was readily replaced with another one exactly the same, Ronald... obviously I didn't want to flush him down the loo for fear of blocking the pipes, and I didn't want to give him a burial in the garden in case one of my three boys decided to do a spot of gardening, so I did the only other thing I could think of...

    I wrapped him in the previous day's newspaper and put him in a black bag ready for the bin-man to come and collect to take away. I was talking to my next door neighbour over the garden wall when they came to take my bin bags, and I wanted the ground to swallow me up when he knocked the bag against one of the concrete flower pot thingies and tore the bag open only for a few take-away wrappers and yesterday's paper to roll out onto the path, along with RIGSBY!!! Arggggggggggggghhhh!'

    So what's yours called? Leave us a comment if you've had an embarrassing sex toy funeral yourself...

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