• The Da Vinci Load Sex Game

    Have you seen a picture of Leonardo Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man? Well, we're going to play a little game based loosely on that diagram. Very, very loosely... In fact, forget I mentioned anything about it.

    What you're going to do is draw a rough diagram of your body with your arms and legs splayed out at the four corners. Draw in a pair of boobies and your naughty bits and we're ready to go.

    The aim of this game is to tell your lover what you want without having to verbalize it face-to-face, which can be terribly embarrassing for some people. Instead you can use this diagram of your body to point to different body parts and write a little note about what your want your lover to do to each part.

    For example, draw a little arrow pointing to your toes and write something like, 'I want you to suck my toes.' You could then draw a little arrow pointing to your inner thighs and write, 'I want you to softly massage me here.' You can write about any part of your body and throw in any sexual act – the dirtier the better!

    Remember to be explicit in your notes, ensuring that your lover knows exactly what you want and where you want it. If you're feeling extremely naughty, place your diagram in a sturdy envelope and send it to your lover in work and ask him to send you one back. You can then spend the night working through each other's sexy diagrams...

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