• Five simple steps to make your man's sperm taste great

    What your man eats will affect the taste of his sperm. If he's a clean-living, grass juice-drinking vegan, then hoorah for you – his sperm probably tastes divine. For the rest of us who date beer-swilling, chain-smoking, burger-loving guys who could care less about what their sperm tastes like as long we either a) agree to swallow it b) have it spurted over our face and tits or c) a bit of both.


    If the only thing coming between your mouth and your man's penis is his funky-tasting sperm, it's time to take action. Not only will more head for him lead to more head for you, but improving his diet will have a knock-on effect with you, which in turn will help to make you taste a lot more sweeter when it's your turn to get some great oral.

    Step 1:

    Ask your lover to cut down on their intake of caffeine, alcohol and nicotine. This is a pretty big step to begin with, but it's the most important factor when considering the taste of your man's sperm. This will also work wonders for you, so next time one of you reaches for the kettle or a can of coke, drink a glass of water instead. Two litres a day will help to clean you out and flush away all those nasty toxins.

    Step 2:

    Get your lover to eat at least five portions of fruit and vegetables a day. A healthy intake of fresh fruit and veg will make your man's sperm taste better, and some fruits make more of an impact than others. Pineapples, cranberry, melons, mangos and grapes work wonders for making sperm taste sweet, but steer clear of vegetables such as cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli and asparagus.

    Step 3:

    Your lover should avoid eating overly spicy foods with a high garlic or onion taste on a regular basis. There's nothing wrong with the odd Thai curry from time to time, but if you're planning on having a hot and heavy night, stay away from spicy dishes and choose drinks or meals that contain cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint, parsley, lemon, wheatgrass or celery, as any of these will make your man's sperm taste sweeter.

    Step 4:

    Ditch the junk food together and you'll both taste the benefits when going down on each other. The chemicals and preservatives, not to mention grease, in junk food will badly affect the taste of your lover's sperm and your genitals. Too much red meat also makes sperm taste more salty, so try switching to turkey, chicken or some types of fish instead.

    Step 5:

    Supplements such as the Sweet Release Oral Sex Supplement for men has a distinct apple flavour, along with anti-bacterial properties and an extra boost of Omega 6 and Omega 3. There is also a Sweet Release Oral Sex Supplement for women, which produces a tasty citrus flavour in place of your usual sex juice taste.

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