• How to give a great handjob

    Like most things in life, the more you do something the better your become at it. But if you're a handjob virgin and want to look like a pro on your first attempt, here's a few tantalizing tips to make your handjob technique perfect...


    First of all, take off all your jewelry. There's nothing worse for your man than feeling the clunky metal of your dress rings chaffing away at his cock, even if it is slathered in a ton of lube. Would you like your pussy rubbed with a massive metal bracelet hanging in the way? Exactly.

    Lubricant is a must when giving a handjob, otherwise your man's penis will be red, sore and will deflate faster than a burst balloon. If you're having a quickie on the way home from a nightclub and are getting his cock ready for action, spit on your hand and use that as a natural lube. You may be screwing your face up at the thought of using spit, but you'll be thankful later when your pussy's not on fire from so much dry friction.

    A great handjob is all about constant rhythm and level of grip. There are tons of fancy techniques out there for giving your guy an exotic handjob, but simple is still best when it comes to bringing your guy off with your hands. Grip his cock firmly (but not too tight) and apply a steady rhythm to get his blood pumping.

    Try resting your little finger on the tip of his balls to give him an extra texture of sensation and 'milk' his penis in a steady up, down motion. Don't go too fast at first or you may end up making his cock sore, but be ready to pump like crazy when he's on the approach to orgasmville.

    Finally, try talking dirty while you doing it. You may find this embarrassing at first, but it helps to relieve the pressure your lover may be feeling to 'hurry up and orgasm' and keeps the sexy momentum going a lot longer than trying to kiss your lover while he's breathing hard and lusty during your handjob. Oh, and don't forget the tissues!

    Comments (6)

    • Heywood U. Blowmy: June 03, 2007 05:11
      Umm...this wasnt quite the masturbation tips i was looking for .... I'm going to be sick..
    • Richard: June 04, 2007 14:22
      What sort of tips were you looking for? Sounds like mighty fine advice to me!
    • Richard: June 12, 2007 08:15
      LOL. I think they should have added cost and hassle as two other priorities.

      I think I'll stick to this: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11489

    • christian: June 13, 2007 04:03
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    • Lanesmere: June 27, 2007 03:12
      LOL. I think they should have added cost and
      hassle as two other priorities.

      i do like the idea of no lube, though. btw, the current model is even more complicated:
      http://opensourcevagina.blogspot.com/

      I think I'll stick to this:
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      you'll definitely stick will without lube :)

    • Noemi: November 07, 2007 19:51
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