• Fem dom on your PC! A dream sex toy for men who secretly crave domination

    Euphoria Sex toyAre you a craven, whimpering male yearning for punishment from your female ruler? Would nothing give you more pleasure than to feel your fesses blush at the hands of the superior sex? Are you, in short, not worthy? Let's face it, even if you're a take-charge kind of guy, it must be tempting to give up sometimes and let your partner take control - both in the bedroom and out of it. Which makes the following entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition particularly intriguing, even if it fell short of the exacting criteria required to win. Perhaps we need some more 'personal trainers' here ourselves...


    Actually this entry reminded us a story about a court case brought by a disgruntled phone sex punter who'd called a number marked 'Hear Me Moan' in the back of his copy of Razzle (or Playbirds etc, you get the picture). Instead of the panting arousal he'd expected, he heard a woman berating him for having forgotten key items from the shopping list. Well, it works for some people...

    Design A Sex Toy Entry

    Sex toy name: Euphoria

    Description: Stimulates that part of the male brain that creates a sense of euphoria, when the male is subservient to his partner.

    Many men secretly crave a woman to boss them around. Oh, they complain about it, but they know what's best for them, they just can't admit it. They dream of a world in which females dominate, and men are permanently submissive to the superior intelligence of the fairer sex. Few men moan about having a woman boss. (Women's worst enemies at work seem to be other women.... But I digress). Many men, if they're honest, would love a world order in which females hold the whip hand. We'll call the enforcers of this regime the Girlstapo. But not all men find a heavenly partner they can love, honour and obey. So in the meantime, they can practice, with this simulation of their domestic dream.

    This box plugs into your PC's USB. It is loaded with a range of voice messages, and video images, pre-recorded on a voice chip. It will have a port for headphones (or speakers) and a port for a pair of leads that connects to a pair of hands, on which there are tiny terminals. Each carries a small electric current. Modern chip design means you can pack tons of messages into a tiny storage device.
    So Manny plug this device into his PC, and he then witnesses his goddess appearing on his screen, who addresses him with all the no-nonsense, womanly superiority he enjoys. So there can be almost infinite variety in the length, and tone, and setting of the female instructions issued by the simulated goddess. Everything from 'You're not wearing THAT!' (2 seconds) to 'Let me tell you exactly how to clean up this flat' (which is five minute's worth of female commands, such as 'Are you going to wipe all the work surfaces down properly?' and 'have you done my ironing yet?').

    If the Girlstapo is in Admonishment mode, she will instruct her underling to take his trousers down, then place her hands on his bottom. When she instructs him to push the Red button, he will get a mild electric shock, on his bot. This impulse could even be controlled, and administered, at random, by the software that loads the video. Giving him the tingling bottom sensation that many men crave from their female rulers. Users can even upgrade, for a small fee, by downloading new instruction regimes from other bossy women, such as 'The Personal Trainer', 'The Alpha Woman' and 'The Female Boss'.

    The great attraction of this toy is that people will think it's a bit of a laugh, and something you could produce at the office party, but secretly a lot of men would like it. There are three things men want from a woman. A sense of humour. A warm personality. And a regular spanking (if the web site stats are to be believed). You could probably devise this as an interactive game that would be played on a Playstation or PC or Xbox.

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