• 5 sure-fire ways to make your lover horny

    Paying your lover half-assed compliments, getting them hammered on cheap wine and buying them gifts from the petrol station may seem like a dead-cert to shagville, but you couldn't be more wrong. If you're desperate to get your lover into bed but they're feeling more washed-out than fired-up, try these quick and painless tips for making them feel hornier than Jenna Jameson wielding a G-spot massager.


    Get flirty with your mobile phone

    If you stand any chance of having great sex with your lover, you need to lay down some sexy groundwork first. Pouncing on them as soon as they walk through the door doesn't always make for the greatest response, so get them in the mood for sex early on in the day by sending them a sexy lunchtime message. Keep it sexy, flirty and full of promise for what you intend to do to them when you get home, but steer clear of hardcore dirty talk – declaring your intentions of treating your lover to a golden shower followed by full-on anal play may be a bit too much to take while eating lunch.


    Shower your lover with affection

    Buying your lover a few sexy treats is always a great idea, especially if they're geared toward the both of you spending some sensual, pampering time together. A bottle of champagne or good wine is a great way to calm stress levels and help your lover relax, which is key to making them feel horny. Pampering gifts such as juicy massage oils that double up as lubricants, luxurious bath oils and salt scrubs are also cool treats you can easily lay your hands on. After all, what better way to get your lover in the mood than a sensuous bath spent cleaning and bathing each other?


    Create a sensual atmosphere

    There's nothing more powerful than a romantic setting to raise libido levels, so don't be afraid to light some candles, scatter some rose petals on the bed and add a soft, faux-fur throw to romp around on. If all that seems too much like hard work, a low-watt lamp and a sensuous CD playing in the background will work just as well.


    Shake up your sex routine

    There are countless reasons why your lover may not have been feeling sexy as of late – stress, poor diet, excessive drinking and smoking, or even working long hours can result in nookie being the last thing on their mind – but, more often than not, getting stuck in a sexual rut is the most common cause of a sex slump. Breathe new life into your bedroom routine by sharing a sexual fantasy with each other over a glass of champagne; talk about new positions you'd like to try out or even introduce a sex toy that would send both of you into orgasm orbit, such as a vibrating cock ring.


    Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay!

    This is probably the most effective thing you could ever do to make your lover feel horny in a flash! It makes sense that if you want amazing, earth-shaking sex, you and your lover need to be prepared, and oral sex is a great way to get both your juices flowing. But make sure you take the lead and initiate oral sex first, however, which will make your lover feel desired and in the mood for some red-hot sex.

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