Top 20 sexy phrases to help you talk dirty in bed

Comments (97)

• shae: December 14, 2006 17:12

  i'm spreading my core, now ride like a pig

• Bad kitty: December 19, 2006 11:12

  Ha, ha! That's really filthy, I like it x

• joanna: January 21, 2007 23:01

  They are gr8 im defenitly gna use em
  XxX

• Ty-Girl: February 16, 2007 01:02

  I want your cock so far up my ass I can taste your cum....

• Changej Khan: April 28, 2007 19:04

  I'll definately use it in my bed with my love

• emma: July 28, 2007 00:07

  start at mi toes n lick ur way up slowly!! stop wen i tell u too tease me and tie me untill im screamin for u to just fuk me! but reastrain urself for as long as possible!

• john rogers: September 14, 2007 19:09

  I would like it very much if you stick your yoohoo in my flim flam. And rub your snuggle bunny all over my titles.

• jordan daniels: November 06, 2007 18:11

  Take my cock and slam it up in those warm walls and combine our oozes into a masterful explosion

• sexyyy: November 09, 2007 21:11

  babyyyy i want u to take ur pussy and rub it against mine so we can combine our natural juices and i can yell "aaaaaahhh yesss babbyyyyyyyyy"

• vanessa: November 23, 2007 20:11

  wow, that made me alittle wet. :)
  cant wait to use these!!

• filthy expert: November 27, 2007 03:11

  i want ur cummin cock so badly...
  its like vinalla snow on a delicious long hard bananna.

• yea foo?: December 11, 2007 01:12

  FOR THE GIRLS!!!!!
  those were good but i'll throw in one of mines..
  :start of kissing ur partner and whisper in there mouth these words"baby dont stop i love it wen u do that oh my god im so fuckin wet baby just let me suck ur dick so hard like a lollipop"...

• babygirl: January 24, 2008 16:01

  My boyfriend will restrain me and tell me "this is how a real man fucks" "you're not used to such a big cock r u baby"....I loooove it!!!!!

• dickO: January 25, 2008 05:01

  I once made a girl call me by her mothers name while i was shoving my hard cock in her doggie style!!!

• oupelay: February 01, 2008 20:02

  -put your big fat baby maker inside my pussy and fuck my brain out!

• beatrice: February 12, 2008 19:02

  well im a lesbian and i love when my partner(s) rubs my pussy til i get soaking wet its like im dripping gallons then i tell her to suck my wet pussy lips and bite on my clit

• babygirl: February 12, 2008 21:02

  No.Please! do not send me anymore notices!

• cris: February 16, 2008 09:02

  i grabbed my girlfriends hoohaa and jizzled down her pizzle pazzle, then i dinked her in the dank, if you know what i mean.. after all that she swallowed my widdly wacker. her kanoos was soaking wet. that shit was fetch, or deck if you will.

• N/1: February 17, 2008 08:02

  i like biscuits

• WetPussy: February 21, 2008 23:02

  you dont know how wet i am wish there was more im soo close to orgasming !!

• babygal: April 08, 2008 19:04

  i want u to b my dady ... and call me daddys little girl ... and tell me how much better i am than mummy ... n i can give u wot she never could

• Conker: June 17, 2008 15:06

  When I'm fucking you, I get the sensation of eating a York Peppermint Pattie.

• sbhb: June 27, 2008 00:06

  ram that big cock right up my juicy cunt hole

• Chelsea: June 28, 2008 04:06

  Here is one of my favorite words TO a GUY

  "Baby when i fuck you ima fuck you sooo hard.Im gonna suck your cock like it aient been sucked b4.
  Just grab ma head and force me closer so that i can feel every inch of your cock in my throat!!"

  
  IT ALWAYS GETS A MAN GOING SO TRY IT

  
  and guys like it to

• Devian Day: July 08, 2008 02:07

  The best thing to do instantly is to describe what you're doing AS you are doing it...and how it makes you feel.

  If you're going down on him, say:

  "God I love sucking your hard cock right now. I want to suck it harder. Give me your hard cock right now in my mouth baby"

  Commentating + Creativity = Dirty Talk Deluxe

  ~Devi D

  www.dirtydialogue.com

• dirty bitch: July 28, 2008 13:07

  I want you to ram your hard cock so far into my wet cunt that your balls slap off my arse as you fuck me real hard

• Christina: August 03, 2008 05:08

  Feel me touch show me you want every part of this body and you want to be deep inside giving me such pleasure ohhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssss

• sexy d: August 05, 2008 02:08

  put that hard cock into my dripping wet pussy now and make me scream like a naughty little girl.

• lotus: August 26, 2008 18:08

  handcuff me...bend me over... and slowly stick it in me until my pussy swallows it and i cry...

• christina: August 26, 2008 21:08

  I'm having fanticies of watches the steam rise from the bed as my hot, lust filled loins touch the cool soft surface .......eyes locked with yours.....searching, wanting.slowly sucks up and down my two fingers.....licking, flicking with my tongue, nibbling gently...up almost most to the tip, licking around the top edges...then plunging down hard...nibbling all along the underside on the way back up while swirling my tounge around the length....feeling the swell...wishing for the release..never taking my eyes off you......... I purrrrrrrs I am so hungry....chills run over my body my nipples become hard I can feel tingles in my sweet spot wanting to be touched on my body wanting to be caressed an have guilty pleasures of being satisfied

• mims: September 02, 2008 06:09

  oh

• polish roman catholic and bit jew: October 18, 2008 03:10

  fuck me so hard you make me go to confession

• christina: October 18, 2008 05:10

  she spreads her legs apart an touch her ankles then slowly caress up her legs she then touches her sweet spot an pauses for a moment then slowly with her fingertips go up her stomach onto her breast touching her nipples she rolls her fingers around her nipples making them nice an hard then she brings her hands up to pull her hair from her face so you can see her tongue roll around her lips an moisten them feeling aroused

• Double-y: October 31, 2008 13:10

  my girlfriend don't allow me to sleep after fucking her soooo strong, she even beat me with the pillow requesting for more sex

• Double-y: October 31, 2008 14:10

  One nite my girlfriend requested for sex and i refused to give her,but the time i felt asleep and woke up she was profusely licking my dick and she climax

• Double-y: October 31, 2008 14:10

  anytime my girl want me to fuck her she just get to bed and look straight into my eyes.....then the whole game begins to score

• Jeanna: November 04, 2008 23:11

  Can't wait to try some of them.

• Christina: November 05, 2008 14:11

  I hold a ice cube over my breast it begins to melt from my body heat a small drop lands on the tip of my nipple you can see the glaze from the light above the one drop is just sitting on the tip you want to take your tongue an lick the drop from my nipple an then wrap your mouth covering my nipple completely seeing how hard my nipple has become you roll your tongue around getting every drop of water from the tip of my nipple an it feels so good mmmmm.....yummy

• Ruthann: November 13, 2008 02:11

  Drill me harder than your Sergeant

• Ruthann: November 13, 2008 02:11

  Im sooo wet i don't need lube this time :P

• Lauren: November 19, 2008 10:11

  My pussy it just aching for your cock. Fuck me, baby. (You are looking into his eyes and playing with your nipples) It makes me feel a little bit dirty and it get's him hard as a rock.

• Eddie: December 07, 2008 02:12

  My gf, now my fiance, texted me "Please fuck my mouth so hard you make me cry". Ill never forget it...

• Akira: December 12, 2008 08:12

  I want to hear you moan as i slide my hard seed into your dripping wet slit

  ill cum deep in your ass if you let me lube you with three fingers

• b real: December 18, 2008 04:12

  When I'm fucking my gurl hard, and I mean hard I'll slow almost to a stop and while I'm inside her I tell her in a commanding voice " tell me that's my pussy" and I make her scream it. And when she moans "it's yours, it's your pussy" then I pound into her hard like maybe twice and then I make her say it again. Then I pound her like another 2 or 3 times...slow but hard. And I make her beg for me to fuck her. Saying things like "tell me u want it" "How bad do u want it" just barely pushin in and out of her almost to a tease, but still giving an unexpected hard thrust every so often. I can feel her walls throbbing when I do this. Sometimes she even gets to a whimper in the anticipation. She fuckin loves it.

• lesbiandaddy: December 24, 2008 05:12

  I always start with, "Tell Daddy how you want it..." women always love that shit. Then...I tell her how I'm going to make her suck my cock hard...and when we start fucking that Daddy's not wearing a condom and that I'm going to cum inside them (yes, I'm a woman with a strap on...it get's them everytime though)

• Michelle: December 29, 2008 21:12

  Just reading all of everybodys comments and I'm ready to get fucked! I really love when my guy holds me down, and tells me what a dirty whore I am when he is fucking me hard. I always make sure to tell him he can do ANYTHING he wants to me, and I mean that- ANYTHING.

• Taylor: December 31, 2008 07:12

  have her lay down with legs spread apart start kissing the inside of her legs until she gets really excited then get really close to her you know what and look at her expression just wait until she can't take it then crawl up to kiss her then slowly rub your dick on her lips just barely brushing.
  Then suck on her nipples while still doing that..then use some of the suggested phrases.

• Kasey: January 04, 2009 02:01

  my dildo is named francis ;)

• Michelle: January 04, 2009 05:01

  LOL I thought I was the only one gave it a name! Mine is Charlie....we have a good relationship.:-)

• Joanna: January 09, 2009 17:01

  I love saying to my husband... "Fuck me in my dirty little slut hole until you explode. Then I want you to suck out all the juices you put in me with your mouth. I'm not finished yet... when your done sucking all our juices out of my fuck hole spit it in my mouth." This drives him wild and we usually end up doing what I told him to do :)

• Melinda: January 10, 2009 02:01

  I just used a bunch of these on my boyfriend.
  I think he might just kill me tomorrow. He's at his parents house.

• Iggyboy: January 14, 2009 16:01

  i learned my girl to beg, every time my cock is on the edge of her mouth or pussy, she must say PLEASE, HURT ME WITH YOUR BIG COCK, a few times during sex...when we're outside, I just have to say R U READY 2 BEG, nearest dark corner is our...

• shame: January 16, 2009 05:01

  Daddy, I've been a bad, baaad girl.

  Scramble those ovaries.

  Repeat: I'm a dirty whore over and over.

  I'm your girl.

  Get that pussy!

  Go Daddy go!

  Punish that bad pussy!

  SUCK THAT CLIT!

• HHAGITHHAA: January 18, 2009 04:01

  FUCK ME SO HARD YOU BALLS SLAP AGAINST MY ARCE
  OOOHH YEAHH BABYYY FUUCKK MEEE!!!!!
  i love chester (my dildo)

• andrea: January 23, 2009 18:01

  slide your hard,long,thick cock up my wet twat and make be wimper!

• andrea: January 23, 2009 18:01

  whisper in his ear..."my kitty is hungry...wanna feed her"

• youwantit: April 10, 2009 03:04

  Oops wrong hole!

• Lil C: April 21, 2009 10:04

  when my girlfriend is sucking my nipples i say Baby HAVE U EATEN CUZ MY PUSSY NEEDS SUM BEATIN . then i push her head down into my pussy . she always looks into my eyes when shes eating me which turns me on so much . when im close i say YOU DIRTY LIL BITCH GET ON UR BACK CUZ IM GNA SIT ON UR FACE she loves it .

  I love it when she calls me her dirty lil bitch as shes biting on my ear and when she screams my name when shes gonna come. .

  Cant wait to see my gf now

• funnyfany: April 25, 2009 03:04

  ahha OMG these are greeat, now only if i have the courage to say them lol

• Fred,: April 29, 2009 00:04

  
  Shame more people can not use some brain power like this Lady has below.

  I'm having fanticies of watches the steam rise from the bed as my hot, lust filled loins touch the cool soft surface .......eyes locked with yours.....searching, wanting.slowly sucks up and down my two fingers.....licking, flicking with my tongue, nibbling gently...up almost most to the tip, licking around the top edges...then plunging down hard...nibbling all along the underside on the way back up while swirling my tounge around the length....feeling the swell...wishing for the release..never taking my eyes off you......... I purrrrrrrs I am so hungry....chills run over my body my nipples become hard I can feel tingles in my sweet spot wanting to be touched on my body wanting to be caressed an have guilty pleasures of being satisfied. Christina.
  

• Michelle: April 29, 2009 01:04

  I love when I'm givin my man a bj, and he pulls my head off of his dick by my hair, slaps my face, and says to me "bitch, you better suck that dick right" and shoves my mouth back on his dick. Mmm... gets me hot everytime :-)

• selina: May 04, 2009 19:05

  when me and my bf are doing doggie i tell him to pull my hair hard,he slaps my ass. im screaming ohhh yeah fuck me fuck me

• Shay: May 14, 2009 16:05

  My boyfriend holds me down when were doing it doggie and says "say my fucknname you durty whore" and he makes me scream his name then he'll say "now tell me who's pussy this is" or "say u want me 2 fuck ur ass"

• Scott: June 07, 2009 18:06

  Prepare the away team for the boarding party.
  (I am a Star Trek geek, sorry)

• hornyrockchiq: June 10, 2009 03:06

  I LOVE IT WHEN MY BOY FRIEND GOES ON TOP OF ME AND SAY, "BABY SPREAD YOUR LEGS WIDER, I WANNA LICK THIS PUSSY" WHILE HE RUBS MY CLIT FROM THE OUTSIDE

  ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME!!

• hornyrockchiq: June 10, 2009 03:06

  TO TURN HIM ON, I GO ON TOP OF HIM AND STROKE HIS COCK FROM THE OUTSIDE AND WHISPHER GENTLY IN HIS EARS, "I WANT THIS INSIDE ME (NOW)"

  HE'D THEN PIN ME DOWN IN BED AND GIVE ME A SEX MARATHON :p

• Jo: June 27, 2009 14:06

  Scott, I'm also into Star Trek and your comment "Prepare the away team for the boarding party" had me laughing out loud. After all, they say humour is the sexiest thing. Long as you don't go the whole hog and turn up wearing pointy Spock ears, be fine by me hahaha.

• LittleL: July 02, 2009 18:07

  I started a little text relationship with a guy I used to work with. One of my faves was (me to him)-
  "I've just got out of the shower, the front door's not locked, you could just walk in, creep up the stair into my room and push me down on the bed, you could hold my hands down so I couldn't move and fuck me so hard I'll beg you to stop, you'll have to put your hand over my mouth to stop me from screaming! I want your hard cock inside me NOW!"
  I got turned on just texting it - sadly he was still at work!
  Clearly sent over a few messages.

• hot kitten: July 09, 2009 20:07

  i am so gutted just read these and now feel hot and my man is doing a double shift and wont be home tll 5am and then im off to work

  did send him a dirty text i hope he picks it up and not his boss lol

  might start using some of these see how they go down

• Michelle: July 09, 2009 21:07

  In addition to the ones I already listed, what also makes me hot is hearing "ok bitch, I'm taking my belt off; bend over the bed" and watching him take it off and getting ready for it... :)

• Tashy69: August 01, 2009 20:08

  I love it when my fiance pins me to the bed, teases my nipples, bites my neck, kisses me, and then he licks my nipples and nibbles a little too and telling me how much of a dirty little slapper i am, what a dirty bitch i am .... this drives me mad! As well as him restraining me so hard that i am struggling to move and him having full control.... with him wanting to fuck my cunt knowing that I can't do anything about it.... always gets me going
  (always consented lol) :) I love sex!

• mikey: August 13, 2009 01:08

  My girl and I send explicit text messages to each other during the day describing the beauty of each other's anatomy and what we wiant to do to each other, . It makes for a hot evening as we do what we have written.

  One example of hot dialogue in the past week

  SHE texted: "God....I want to ride u nice and slowly all night long in bed, on the beach during the day, feel ur dick inside me all the time"

  I replied: "It's clear u need my boner buried to the very top of ur vagina & to be well fucked hard, long & often. I want to feel ur cunt pulsate & squeeze my dick very hard & to feel & see you squirt like a torrent, drenching me. God I want u !"

• biba[Nid]: September 11, 2009 00:09

  Do you mind if I leave my fruit corner in your yoghurt pot?
  

• DozyDick: October 11, 2009 00:10

  So, now that's over, who's turn is it to make the cocoa tonight?

• DozyDick: October 11, 2009 00:10

  Me? AGAIN?

• DirtyDiana: October 11, 2009 00:10

  Stop complaining! One good turn deserves another...

• Kat: October 12, 2009 14:10

  I say to my man "You're doing well slut.. your sissy clit almost feels like a real cock.. fuck me harder bitch! Make me feel it!" I guess it'd not work with every guy but it sure works with mine!

• adriana: October 15, 2009 08:10

  "gagging for you"

  Dear god. JUST NO

• DozyDick: October 16, 2009 09:10

  Sorry, but I feel I must return to my comments on 11 October and DirtyDiana's gentle slap on the wrist...

  I do think it important that such issues as who will make the cocoa ned to be resolved BEFORE the throes of ecstasy subside (indeed, preferably before hopping into the sack...) to avoid any ill-feeling later. This helps to avoid the DirtyDiana sort of recrimination AFTER the event. ((A bit like agreeing beforehand who's going to ride on top, so the other one doesn't feel hard done by...)

  I jest of course...

  PS. If offered any choice in the matter, I actually prefer to be behind rather than on top. Woof, woof!

• big john: October 23, 2009 19:10

  HOW MUCH?

• hornygyal: October 25, 2009 00:10

  i handcuff a guy to my bed strip him naked and den take my own cloths in front of him den i will gentle climb on him and run my nails gentle up and down his chest going to his lips and down jush past his waist where i am seated in such a postition his dick is rested gentle inside my cunt. den ill slowly grind usinh hips only on him whilst still touchin his chest ill lean down a kiss him whilst doing this den with my music playing take beat to the sng and speed up faster and faster so fast i can feel his heart pacing . den ill slow it whilst doing this i will unhandcuff him so finally he is free to touch. this really get most guys going . they normally gain energy and take over. i love it when they role me over so they are on top and split my legs gentle kiss the inside of my legs and work there lips up until almost my cunt den jump on me and fuck me so hard my cunt and heart i banging . i take my arms of the guy and place my hands by myside so they r fully incontrol. the harder the faster they get the more i scream. when they start slowing down and almost stop oo i orgasm i cant stop. it make me want more ! i push tthier hips with my hands intowards my cunt and lift my self up using my legs n grind again they usual get straght abck inot that sexy hard cock deep fuckking place :) . sometimes i lay myself so my body is on m bed andlegspropped up onmy desk so they can stand inbetwwen and push it into me guys normallylove this too :)... girls try it on your guys :D ... guys tell me if u wuld like this whole experiance or not :) x
  a guy fuck me in the cunt so hard so ruff bangin his hard dick in me oo it get me going .

• Professor Phallus: October 25, 2009 11:10

  Good morning, students. Most people who have left comments on this site clearly possess very fertile imaginations. Regrettably, however, some of you - with obviously hyperactive libidos - seem to have difficulty in communicating effectively in simple English. (Perhaps you spent too much time behind the bike shed smoking spliffs and fornicating.) Although my 'fiftysomething' views probably reflects what is known as the 'age gap', it saddens me to see that the use of correct English grammar, syntax, punctuation and spelling seem to have flown out of the (bedroom?) window. In this respect, hornygal's commentary, above, on her lovemaking techniques and expertise seems to be written in a peculiar form of pidgin English which would undoubtedly make her past schoolteachers cry with anguish and frustration. I think the time has now come for SATs to be abolished and a return to traditional educational methods (eg. 'the 3 Rs') to improve the quality and effectiveness of both oral and written communication. I think Gordon Brown need to know that, although the nation's sexual health is probably no cause for concern, this Government's educational policies are clearly failing to equip the wider population with fundamental, basic 'communications skills' and so I will shortly be in touch with Number 10 about this.

• Michelle: October 25, 2009 17:10

  To professor: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. It is funny because as I was reading the comment you were referring to, I was thinking to myself "I can barely read this because with all the spelling/grammer, it is almost unintelligable.
  I post comments on here, but they are always written in a manner that is understandable and readable. Again, THANK YOU!

• tony: October 25, 2009 19:10

  to pleasure both me and my gf i do a multiple of things.
  - blowjob - i make her get on her knees and i push her head into me . or i make her lay on the bed and i hold my self over her resting on her chest and using hip and legs push my penis in and out of her mouth whilst telling her she is a very naughty girl and daddy is going to give it to her.
  - during sex - i slow down and gradually stop and will not start again until she says " she wants it in her shes so wet" then i will make her scream my name everytime she feels she going to orgasm .
  try these tips there awesome. (obviously she had to consent !)

• Professor Phallus: October 25, 2009 23:10

  How reassuring, Michelle, to know that I am not alone (as I'd thought I might be) in my campaign to raise standards of written communication, not least on this site. I know this site is dedicated to example of 'dirty bed talk' (ie oral communication...) but surely the same principles apply; and I do wonder about the misunderstandings and confusion which could arise if lovers garble unintelligible txt spk (like their written words) to each other whilst in the throes of passion, lust and orgasmic ecstasy.

  Maybe I am just an old fuddy duddy in this respect, though I also still wash my hands after going to the toilet, give up my seat on the Tube for pregnant women and hold doors open for ladies, don't spit chewing gum onto the pavement, or allow my dog to defecate in public open spaces.

  Thank you for your support, Michelle, though I suspect we might be in the minority... I will write to Gordon later his week - if he's still in Number 10, that is.

• UKGeeza: November 01, 2009 15:11

  I'm going to fuck you senseless with my stiff cock - as soon as the Viagra kicks in.

• Lord Fauntleroy: November 02, 2009 09:11

  Good morning. I've been browsing all your comments and have to say that I'm appalled by the disgusting and vile way in which you express your bestial views so explicitly, without inhibition or reserve. (I also agree with Professor Phallus and Michelle. Whatever has happened to the teaching of English nowadays?) Have we turned into a nation of brutes? Is there no longer a place for gentle wooing, intimate seduction and prolonged foreplay, with flowers, boxes of Black Magic, diamond necklaces and rapturous weekends in Brighton or Paris?

• Sassygirl: November 22, 2009 09:11

  I have to agree with the good Professor and Michelle. I really struggled to read 'Hornygyal's text. I think it is the mobile phones that are at fault here! Whilst living in the UK, I noticed the standard in the English language was slipping drastically, and no one appears to care!
  I have to admit though, the comment left with 'HOW MUCH' had me rolling! Very funny! lol

• Professor Phallus: November 22, 2009 10:11

  Good morning, students, and a special greeting to Sassygirl who I guess hails from the U S of A where I believe variants of English are spoken. (What are 'grits', incidentally?)

  Well, since I last put pen to paper in October (that is, of course, fingers to keyboard...) you would not believe the 'hate mail' I've received. (I had to alert the Bomb Squad at one stage and I now check all incoming post very carefully before opening it.) Of course, much of it this mail is inarticulate and unintelligible nonsense; and some of it is so vile, lewd and disgusting that I couldn't possibly allow my elderly mother to read it until she's imbibed at least two or three glasses of Harvey's Bristol Cream. I had not expected such heat to be generated by my expressions of genuine concern about falling standards and the failure of 'Education, Education, Education' policies introduced by that thespian and guitar-playing charlatan, the Right Honourable Anthony Blair, QC, MP, PM, RIP.

  As promised, I wrote to Gordon Brown last month but haven't yet received the courtesy of a reply. This does not surprise me. I expect he's been rather busy over the past few months reviewing his expenses claims and writing personal letters to grieving mothers - though even those letters contain spelling mistakes from what one reads in The Sun, that custodian of our nation's democracy and good taste. Shame on you Prime Minister, even though we don't doubt your sincerity and compassion.

  I'm well aware that I've digressed from the purpose of this blogging site. I am on my hobby horse again, ranting about the slipshod English of some correspondents. Sorry, enough is enough! I am off now for a cold shower, a stroll in Richmond Park with my bulldog, Winston, followed by what the French refer to as 'ros bif' and Mother's tasty Yorkshire puddings, washed down with a large glass of Black Sheep. Ciao!

  PS. Hornygal, please can I have your phone number to arrange some private tuition?

• sexymum: November 23, 2009 21:11

  My husband loves it when i hover over him telling him how much i want him inside me,teasing the top of his penis with my vagina. I tell him i want him to fuck me.I then slowly lower myself onto him so that he is right inside me and then slowly gyrate my hips graduly building speed and then suddenly lifting myself from him and rolling us over so that he is ontop of me and asking how he wants me now. (he usually says on my knees) I then make sure to say his name a few times,telling him how much i love him and how close i am to coming.Then when he is close I give him a blow job making sure to run my tounge all over the head of his penis while touching myself.

• Michelle: November 23, 2009 23:11

  Something I very much enjoy in the bedroom, is as follows:
  I will be getting it from behind, and in the middle of my talking (I will often be encouraging him to call me names and give it to me hard, etc) he will reach around, and cover my mouth with his hand and tell me to "Shut up b*tch"
  I love when he does that.

• jannette: November 24, 2009 20:11

  Was alone at work and horny as hell! Couldn't stop thinking about my man's hard throbbing cock rubbing up against my swollen clit. Before I knew it my pussy was dripping wet and I spread my legs and rubbed that button until I exploded all over my hand...I tasted the wet creaminess from between my leg and wished I could rub my swollen pussy all over his face. Sent him a text as such...

  Can't wait to tell him how I'm going to lick and suck his cock like the nasty, dirty little whore that I am...then going to drain him of his hot love juice like a BIG GIRL!

  Professor Phallus: don't know from whence you hail, but I have always been a staunch supporter of The King's English...you are not alone in your crusade!

• Professor Phallus: November 25, 2009 00:11

  Thank you, Jannette. Where do you work? Perhaps we could hold a seminar... Perhaps something along the lines of 'Sit On My Face'? (I have a beard...)

• Cherie: December 18, 2009 11:12

  I enjoy this quite a bit: While taking your lover from behind, pull his/her hair until his/her neck looks almost uncomfortable(making sure that they are not actually in any serious pain). Then, reach around, with your free hand and grab ahold of the front of his/her neck, while going as deep as you desire. Works 4 me every time. Hope this helps!

• Mojo: December 30, 2009 03:12

  #3 works for me every time... would love to hear #16 more often!!

• Titch: February 26, 2010 12:02

  This kinda thing would just cause giggle fits with us!!
  as i have a stutter! so he famous one is getting words the wrong way round
  not good telling your male other half where your putting your dick
  since us women are known not to have one

• cocky: March 12, 2010 12:03

  am actually learning.....cos i want to be extra sexy!

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