• Top 10 strange places you've had oral sex

    When we recruited our sperm tester couple, we asked applicants to tell us about unusual places they had had oral sex - here are just some of the replies...

    1 "Kemble airfield (in the fire drill plane)" Admirably precise, thank you. Doing it in parked Cessna would have been *so* degrading.

    2 "We are from Czech Republic, does it matter?" Er...

    3 "Argyle street in Glasgow on a Saturday night (really busy street)." Isn't it more unusual to go down Argyle Street and not get a quickie?

    4 "A quarry." And they say romance is dead.

    5 "In the hospital." Nurse, the screens!

    6 "On my Nans Sewing basket - 'Sticky Jumper darling?'" !!

    7 "On the edge of a cliff on the Guisbrough Hills." Living dangerously.

    8 "On the London Eye." Impressive way to spend 40 minutes rotating slowly above the River Thames in a glass bubble.

    9 "AT MY FRIENDS BBQ IN THIER LOO." Make sure it's not still pink in the middle.

    10 "In the middle of local pub - got us banned." How unreasonable!

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