• 9 Songs - My New Favourite Porn Film

    One of the things you should know about me is that I appreciate a night in watching a great movie just as much as a night out prowling the streets with my best mates. And I'm not just talking about porno films, either. The Usual Suspects, Seventh Realm, Godfather II, Grease and Dirty Dancing (obviously!) are among my favourite films of all time.

    But for all that lamenting, the film I watched last night, 9 Songs, could be classed as porn. I don't know whether any of you read the vast amount of interviews, features and articles written about the film and its stars when it was released two years ago, but 9 Songs (directed by Michael Winterbottom) is one of the most beautiful displays of eroticism I have seen in ages.

    Trust me when I say, I would never recommend a perv-fest about courgette-shagging politicians or faeces loving swingers (unless that's what you're in to), but 9 Songs is a film you should watch at least once in your lifetime. The thing that made me gasp most is that the two stars, Margo Stilley and Kieran O' Brien, were not porn stars when they were cast for their roles, which makes what they do on screen way more horny than watching two seasoned pros display their moves like they have done a million times before.


    Essentially, 9 Songs is about a young guy called Matt (O' Brien) who met a girl called Lisa at a gig in London's Brixton Academy, and the love affair that ensued since that hot, sweaty meeting. If you're into music, you will love the cameo appearances by bands such as Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Franz Ferdinand and Primal Scream as much you will be amazed by the main stars classy, sensual sex scenes with full frontal shots.

    Over a period of several months, Matt and Lisa's sexual exploration unfolds in counterpoint to nine live songs, hence the name of the film. I watched this film on my own and spent the entirety of the film stroking every inch of my skin, using my fingers to bring me to orgasm and doing it all over again each time Matt and Lisa got physical. I didn't use my vibrator once, I was that turned on by their true to life escapades.

    My two favourite scenes were when Matt gave Lisa incredible head in their living room; Lisa propped up with her legs wide open for the viewer to see, and when she dressed up as a dominatrix, replete with kinky boots and a whip, and dominated Matt.

    If you are new to viewing porn films, start with 9 Songs. Beautifully shot, highly erotic and classy, you will be hard-pressed to find anything much more of a turn-on in your local video store.

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