Hot Willy Lands Couple In Hot Water
All Headline News: "A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week.
According to the Pittsburgh Gazette, Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh were both cited for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the incident at the Get Go! gasoline and convenience store in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh.
Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job.
Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test."
No one has still quite got to the bottom of they chose a fake penis as a receptacle for the urine. There's a sort of logic to it... but fake penises aren't cheap. Just look at our Penis Extensions section - it would be a waste to put them in the micowave when tupperware would clearly suffice.