• Sex Rage

    Electric New Paper: "They were jetting off for a holiday in Kingston, Jamaica, and the drinks flowed freely during the ten-hour flight.

    Intoxicated, the couple, who were seated in business class, decided to submit their membership for the 'mile-high club' in one of the toilets.

    But the British Airways flight staff became suspicious after hearing cries of passion from the loo, and the randy couple was ordered to stop and return to their seats.

    Randy quickly turned into angry.

    Stunned passengers watched in horror as the couple fought with flight staff.

    A passenger told The Sun: 'They were asked politely to return to their seats but went ballistic. They were shouting vile abuse and spitting at staff.'"

    Strewth. Probably would have been better to let them finish and arrest them in the haze of post-coital bliss. We don't recommend getting yourself arrested for nookie at 30,000 feet, but we do recommend you take a pair of Ben Wa love balls to discreetly wear for a while on the plane - that should keep you amused without causing trouble to anyone else...

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